dodgy wanker

mum

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

"is this indica or sativa" no dude this is weed you smoke it and you get high dude

[aether @bluewdrift]

in order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what wounds you. you cannot grow if you keep pretending you’re innocent in the story you’ve created.

[ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚ emi ⋆ 🦭˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @littlemiksx]

Mi parte favorita de la biblia es cuando Jesús, en vez de decirle a las mujeres como vestirse, le dice a los hombres que se arranquen sus ojos y corten las manos si no son capaces de controlarse

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[fishnets @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[sarah @tradepartty]

My bf will be like let me put something on tv and it’s a YouTube video of a guy deep frying action figures and then he’ll start touching my boobs

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.

[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians

[sho hoe 🐀 @ogshoshi]

My niece loudly said "look at all this AI slop. They should be embarrassed to sell this" right in front of several booths at the festival and you know what? She's sooo right and I hope they heard her

[𖤣𖥧 𖡼. celery 𖡼.𖤣𖥧 @suspectcelery]

Fucking free people in jail for weed my god

[dodgy wanker @hstoltz]

@rural_va_guy @AaronCornielle @Zencapital2 Cross check the ingredients between Top Ramen and what they’re eating. The standard flavors of Top Ramen are actually prohibited in Japan.

[dodgy wanker @hstoltz]

@AaronCornielle @Zencapital2 👏👏👏 the working class doesn’t have the “luxury” of living past 40

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

in my lair being morbid and strange

[fishious @fishquichee]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know

[𓆩 𝔞𝔟𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔩 𓆪 @ryokofae]

i told the fairies what you did, good luck going to the forest