Les

Crazy - Like Everyone. Podcast listener, WoW player, programmer, father, Oodlies shoe wearer. Thor impersonator.

[Les @hstrykid]

Hello Neighbor in Pittsburgh helps refugees. EdensAvengers helped them have a potluck on Friday. @sloane @gilesduley #thanksgiles #gishwhes

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94/94 and you can go home to your adoring partner. Congratulations! /fin #gishwhes #item181

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93/94 One more push and viola! You've given birth! The doctor will now tell you which of the gendered names you picked out is appropriate

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92/94 push and his shoulders and torso emerge. I’m saying “he” but we won’t know the sex until after the next push.

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91/94 baby’s head appears at the entrance to your love tunnel. Hopefully, he doesn’t look around at the world and duck back inside. Another

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90/94 with your uterus, not with your hands. He picks himself up off the floor and, from a safe distance, tells you to “push” and soon the

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89/94 mitt. The machine that goes “Ding” is “dinging” away in the corner. Your doctor tells you to “Push!” and you “push.” Only, he meant

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88/94 You’re in the home stretch now. You’re in the birthing bed. Feet up. Attending physician is at the foot of the bed with his catchers

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87/94 afford a sitter now, so he’s doing his job as “dad.” Good for him!

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86/94 he is not necessary this time around. Plus, with all that money you spent on babysitters and hotel rooms to conceive, you can’t

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85/94 other five since they’re at home with your partner since you didn’t do the part in step two where you went to Lamaze classes and so

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84/94 for months and months and months… so many months of practice) and the third and fourth oldest at daycare. You didn't drop of the

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83/94 field hockey, the second oldest at a piano recital (sadly you’ll miss it because of the birth, but hey, you got to hear them practice

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82/94 Step three involves getting to the hospital after your water has broken and you had to stop on the way to drop off the oldest at

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81/94 insisting.

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80/94 after your first child so why you need these instructions is really beyond me at this point. Ok, I’ll spell it out since you're

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79/94 right? Good. Step three is simple. You’ve had plenty of practice with this. In fact, you’ve had plenty of practice with ALL of this

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78/94 Ok, I think we are on to step three: the birth. Well at least that is where we should be after nine months. It has been nine months,

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77/94 sure they have a spot for you.

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76/94 don’t care much for mothers that show up unannounced and demanding a birthing suite with mystical music and all that nonsense. Make