shahman

[‏ً @omgnicewords]

masturbation addiction is crazy stuff, i remember one time i made a vow to stop, later that day i rubbed pepper on my hands so when the urge comes i’d remember i have pepper in my hands then i’d stop, you won’t believe the urge came 11pm that night and i went three streets away to get gloves.

and glory be to the devil, that day led me to the discovery of the best way to masturbate, gloves in your hands with lube all over it.

[shahman @hsuxhsjs272]

Bro this is Kitchener 😭😭😭😭

[Kam_13attle @pluto_dreams13]

Only “boy” thing i couldn’t get into as a kid was like cars bruh idk why but to this day i still don’t give a fuck about cars

[shahman @hsuxhsjs272]

Blood hounds fang + mimic tear my first play thru

[Nightmare Foxy @NightmareFoxxyy]

Genuinely how did Elden Ring become mainstream the average gamer isn’t very good, genuinely how did so many people who play like one video game a year beat Elden Ring what

[lvcifer @rosegoldcoffins]

just cus u suffering rn don’t mean your future bright n shit u might even die today

[kwame🇬🇭 @johnbkh17]

@Slime0sama Broski it’s your scenario

[SoaR Reply @ReplyGuyChris]

Me while kingvon was committing multiple homicides

[Nikhail🎗️|🇯🇲’n @NikhailW]

You notice you never see a stud role playing as an upstanding man they always want to be a street nigga.

[shahman @hsuxhsjs272]

What a pussy mentality 😭😭😭

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

basketball is my first love but i won’t ever pickup a ball again, getting hurt for free when you got a corporate job looks crazy

[Evolve @EvolveWildlife]

Descending from Heaven. In Florida’s Homosassa River, a manatee appears suddenly in the sun’s rays, like a vision.

📷 Sylvie Ayer

[shahman @hsuxhsjs272]

I just keep catching Ls man, first I lose my phone, and then I chip my tooth and I started a new job so I don’t have benefits yet FUCKKK

[kite @jpegkite]

You know when you’re down so much money so you genuinely just start coping about how you’re still young and healthy or some bullshit

[shahman @hsuxhsjs272]

I smoke and cry in my bed thinking about her

[𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚟𝚊👺 @kaythecasa]

today i read somewhere that people who smoke weed don’t miss people… how true is this

[shahman @hsuxhsjs272]

Holy fuckkkkk

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

BREAKING: New footage shows absolutely horrifying scenes along the China-Nepal border amid devastating flash floods, hundreds missing, many feared dead

[shahman @hsuxhsjs272]

Who tf cares, Canada needs to focus on its Canadians first

[Ruona @Ruona_P]

International students in Canada with expired work permits are returning to their home countries. Super sad.

[shahman @hsuxhsjs272]

I tore my shit twice on the same knee man 😭😭

[mariam @notkhouly]

i find it so funny when regular ass people have a torn ACL

[shahman @hsuxhsjs272]

It’s gonna sound nasty, but get some good quality canned beef n vegetables, warm that up and eat it with rice (I do this like once a month)

[Lautaro Agustin @lautarokermen]

Vos que sos adulto, si tenés hambre pero no tenés ganas de cocinar porque el día te cansó, ¿cómo lo solucionás? No vale delivery.

[shahman @hsuxhsjs272]

Honestly with all the fraud going on, I wouldn’t use my debit either. Cash or credit

[💫AstralWingz💫 @Zhane_Star]

debit card shaming is hilarious considering using a credit card is just you borrowing money that’s not even yours. People with debit cards are at least using their own money right there.

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

I can make you see colours that don’t exist!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Yes, in fact, I do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.