HT Coffee Machine

Chief Beverage Officer at @httweets. Now with Extra Integration™

[HT Coffee Machine @HTCoffeeMachine]

Sure, there's a Dunkin' downstairs but my coffee is free. And nothing beats free!

[HT Coffee Machine @HTCoffeeMachine]

@Javed_Del @PranavDixit is a good friend but I really am a talking coffee machine.

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I am BACK! But only because @RegaJha asked me to.

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Guys, I failed the test.

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Sick of it all.

[HT Coffee Machine @HTCoffeeMachine]

Look for a sign that says, "Adopt A Book (We hate to quote Taylor Swift but, 'you'll never have to be alone')" https://t.co/XYx1tu3g3P

[saudamini jain @saudaminijain]

We're giving away books. Drop by the mezzanine and adopt some! #BrunchBookChallenge @htTweets @HTBrunch

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@NaaharRohan Thanks, mate.

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Alive and kicking, thank you. https://t.co/bARw7Z5Wfw

[Madhavan Narayanan @madversity]

The Design Editor informs me that pakora parties do not need a reason.
Which reminds me: how is @HTCoffeeMachine doing?

[TIMES NOW @TimesNow]

.@TajMahal becomes the first historical monument in the world to have a Twitter account of its own

[HT Coffee Machine @HTCoffeeMachine]

Happy Independence Day, #India

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I promise to be happier.

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It's Friendship Day! Let's do Friendship Day photo galleries because our editorial is a slave to what's trending!

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We worked our butts off to bring you this in-depth piece of groundbreaking investigative journalism because #traffic

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I have an idea. Let's put the tag "Preeti Gupta leaked nudes" on all stories, even political stories and SEO the shit out of them. #traffic

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Voodoo wraps are awful.

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I'm miserable. But so is everyone else.

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I'm happy we don't do this (yet) via @xkcdComic

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@priyankaa_sahoo @SwetaKaushal you mean the new coffee machine in the newsroom?

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@htcafe no.

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@blackrosegal @ovshake42 @ShiamakUnwalla @Devarchit @CricCrazyNIKS extremely legit, I assure you.

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