H o M

Welcome back... What's happening?!...
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Earthquake?

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Got a free beer at the pub today because the publican asked how my day was and the response was, it's been a terrible day 🥹

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Went to recycle some cans today but the reverse recycling vending machine is full so now I'm carrying around 10 cans 🤷‍♂️

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Taking the cutlery and napkin from the table behind us... Then the people sat down 🤣

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Watching the Women's World Cup JPN vs NOR

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"Thank you kindly" said the old lady sitting next to me..

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Shelby

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If they made a law it was illegal to wake up before 12pm on Sunday I wouldn't even mind... 🛌

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My jacket still smells like smoke from kbbq last night, lol

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Gratulerer med dagen

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Kind of wishing now I got phone insurance! Lol

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Thought dinner was at 6 but it's actually 6:30 😅

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May the 4th be with you mf

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4am chat in lift few moments ago be like...

Me: good night?
Drunk guy: yeah, it was alright
Me: that's the way
Drunk guy: shit night actually, no luck
Me: luck?
Drunk guy: you know, with the ladies...
Me: *awkward laughter, exits lift* have a good one
Drunk guy: cheers, you too

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Eating ice-cream at one in the morning because I can #HolidayVibe

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Note to self. Never buy plastic coat hangers again!

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Might go a walk later today. That's it, that's the tweet.

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Need to stop snacking

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Ngl tad tipsy rn but happy

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Need to enjoy this warm weather while we can. ☀️