hannah!!

welcome to the crevice

[hannah!! @hthomson15]

@charliekellyrea frank needs rumham

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

doing the plot of no other choice to get an odyssey 70mm imax ticket

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[hannah!! @hthomson15]

@reality24272 @esjesjesj he's not saying he is a pedo, he's pointing out how ludicrous it is that other people are calling him a pedo for being 100 & married to someone half his age

[hannah!! @hthomson15]

@ali_sivi gotta wait till 69k for an ice cream meetup

[hannah!! @hthomson15]

@chthonic22 we must savor every time we get to see train dog

[hannah!! @hthomson15]

@kristoncapps @MTA @ZohranKMamdani pls get on this asap

[hannah!! @hthomson15]

@YogiiiThakur @NYCMayor jesus fucking christ what's wrong with you

[katie honan @katie_honan]

As promised in his #committothedip, @NYCMayor jumped into a city pool on opening day — in a full suit (which is usually not allowed)

Our pool guide: https://t.co/LSBUdAUkhp

[@DCHomos @DCHomos]

On this day: June 26, 2015, close to 10:00 a.m., a loudspeaker clicked on in a media room in the Supreme Court. A case name was read—Obergefell v. Hodges—and officers began to distribute papers from giant boxes to credentialed media, who then rushed to get them into the hands of interns.

In their hands, the Supreme Court decision that would make same sex marriage legal in the United States. 🏳️‍🌈

“The Running of the Interns”

[hannah!! @hthomson15]

if yearning were an olympic sport i wouldn't just win the gold, they'd cancel every future event because no one is doing it like me

[hannah!! @hthomson15]

listened to exclusively 70's music this spring, so naturally this summer will be soundtracked by the 80's. everyone act accordingly

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK FUCKING CITYYYYY GET YA CHOPPED CHEESE AND START FRENCH KISSING YOUR DELI GUY AND TELL YOUR LANDLORD TO GO FUCK HIMSELF CUZ WE OUTSIDE ALL SUMMER LONG BABY GO KNICKS

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

< Becomes Mayor
< Balances the budget
< Lowers rent, groceries, cost of living
< Knicks win first championship in over 53-year years

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

OH GOD I LOVENEWYORKLOVENEWYORKLOVENEWYORKLOVENEWYORKLOVENEWYORK

[Joe @electionsjoe]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGELS JEWISH
MY JUNE IS PRIDE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[Ryder Kessler @ryderkessler]

I am once again reposting E.B. White

[hannah!! @hthomson15]

this just made me sob uncontrollably

[AccuWeather @accuweather]

A beekeeper went viral after calmly allowing a honey bee to remain on his arm as it worked its stinger free and flew away. 🐝

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

series 1-0.