By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:
1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism
I would watch Euphoria if it didn't have drugs and they all got along and they had to bake 3 things a week to impress the judges and try to get star baker
cannot wait to have a little fourth grade child and show them Napoleon Dynamite be like "this came out when i was your age and it was my favorite movie in the world" and for them to be like this is the worst piece of shit in the world dad i hate you