Mr. HTL

About noise

[Reeti Unfiltered @ReetiUnfiltered]

Unpopular opinion:

“Money doesn't matter in marriage” usually comes from people who already rejected 6 rishtas because the salary wasn't enough.

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

Moved my early retirement from 2035 to 2047.

Thank you Modi Ji🙏

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

Best Actor in the World 🌎🌍

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

Two adults holding hands somehow destroys Indian culture.

But staring at them, abusing them, threatening them and publicly humiliating them apparently SAVES Indian culture.

What kind of shameless logic is this?

The problem isn't the couple.

The problem is people who think they own other people's lives.

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

Nirmala Aunty should simplify the entire tax system.

Stop income tax, cess, surcharge and all these complicated names.

Introduce one tax:

"How Dare You Earn Money Tax."

Applicable specifically to every middle-class Indian stupid enough to work hard, earn honestly and expect to keep his own money.

[Mr. HTL @htlboy123]

@ReetiUnfiltered Completely agree with you

[Reeti Unfiltered @ReetiUnfiltered]

Unpopular opinion:

Arranged marriage is basically salary negotiation disguised as finding a soulmate.

Apparently marriages are made in heaven but shortlisted by CTC.

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

Allegation against BJP: “Trust me bro, it’s a conspiracy.” 🤡

Allegation against opponents: “Convict them before dinner.” 💀

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

I have absolutely no problem sharing my documents to prove my identity.

If my account turns out to be real, will you have the guts to make an apology video holding your ears and apologising on your personal Instagram, WhatsApp and Twitter?

Or is barking behind a keyboard the only thing you pathetic clown are capable of?

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

Trust me Guys… This Stupid Arrogant Lady is actually our Finance Minister🤡

[Mr. HTL @htlboy123]

@MedicoDarshu @Neha_S_Patel Teri shkl dekh... Tere se Kon karega jhatu🤡

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

Unpopular opinion:

Never marry someone from the medical field, whether a boy or a girl.

I repeat, NEVER EVER

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

The biggest achievement in India is to have a decent job, a good house and enough money to avoid going outside unnecessarily.

Because the moment you step out, you'll realise how badly basic civic infrastructure, public services and quality of life have been neglected.

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

Modi Govt sees an overcrowded Railway system and somehow thinks another Vande Bharat inauguration will make everyone forget it.

Passengers: We need more capacity.

Govt: Have you seen our new Vande Bharat?

Passengers: We can't even enter our coach.

Govt: Okay but have you seen it in saffron colour?

[Rajarshi Shome @shome_rajarshi]

This is a great time to add more to high-growth NBFC models.

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

Look at the stupidity of this system.

Taxpayers fund the Govt.

Govt fails schools, hospitals, roads and basic services.

Then the same taxpayer is forced to pay again for private schools, private hospitals and everything else.

And politicians cut ribbons on Ladli Behna Yojana, funded by the same taxpayers' money, and beg for votes from people who never paid a rupee in taxes.

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

The most frustrating part is thinking about what could've been achieved in twelve years.

Enough time to completely overhaul India's schools, courts, bureaucracy, cities and manufacturing ecosystem.

Instead an insane amount of political energy went into controlling narratives, worshipping leaders, crushing criticism and winning the next election.

A once-in-a-generation mandate was treated like a permanent election campaign.

What a bloody waste of political power.

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

After the market crash, Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman assures investors that they will get their principal amount back by 2047.

[Tejas Bansal | Equity Insights Elite @EquityInsightss]

NBFCs - AUM & PAT Growth (FY23-26)

AUM CAGR:
- Poonawalla: 55%
- Aye Finance: 37%
- India Shelter: 36%
- SBFC: 32%
- Fedfina: 30%
- Home First: 30%
- Cholamandalam: 28%
- Bajaj Finance: 28%
- Bajaj Housing: 27%

src : ICICI Sec

[Neha Patel @Neha_S_Patel]

Hit the like button if you want Nirmala Sitharaman to resign and stop punishing India's taxpayers.