Sam Minney

professional boofer

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

I’m alone at the pool and still feel bad about peeing in it

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

@kerrmace I’m in the walls

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

Bass baby they could never make me hate you

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

😛

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

@IIIll_llII On the bright side they get free food

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

have a regular at work that comes in once a week on a first date every single time and I go along with the lie that it’s his first time in. hope he finds love soon i can’t carry on with this charade much longer.

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

sorry babe i don’t do medicine i only do random street drugs and nicotine every 5 seconds and also drink every night of the week

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

she pizza on my log until i bleu cheese

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

@DaveWTheThinker tru

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

to whom it may concern i am very sweaty and stinky

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

I fear I’ll have to keep going

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

this isn’t goodbye, it’s see you later
rip the pink

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

bathroom got the cuck chair

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

mmmmm gonna be blackout drunk in buffalo tonight. maybe tomorrow too. maybe even until next friday.

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

@chrisminney1 this genuinely made me excited to come home

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

scooby doo villain after getting outsmarted by me and my friends:

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

gonna watch the gay episode of the last of us and drink an entire bottle of pinot today

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

You should’ve seen me in 711. I was in line to pay. And then I locked eyes with the nesquik and it was like I was in a trance. I had to have it

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

sometimes you gotta separate the puppet from the puppeteer

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

@gold_brickin he has a point

[Sam Minney @htlsam]

i am handling life very normally thanks for asking