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The HTML5 Douche
@html5douche
MAYBE IF YOU DID IT RIGHT I WOULDN'T NEED TO HELP YOU.
Joined October 2010
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YOU KNOW <DETAILS> IS JUST A FUCKIN RUGPULL RIGHT
NEXT STOP <DIV SETSTATE={WINDOW.TOGGLEDEEZNUTS}>
WORKING ON MY HTML5COIN LANDING PAGE
ITS ALL <H1> TAGS SO ITS SEMANTIC
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT SEMANTICS IS THE SEMEN
LOOKS LIKE IM LEGAL ON HERE AGAIN
SORRY IVE BEEN AWAY
I SEE A LOT HAS CHANGED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
ANYWAY I FORGOT WHATS NEXT ARGUING ABOUT THE FOLD OR THE ONE ABOUT DESIGNERS LEARNING TO CODE
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Paul Irish 
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I π the web β’ I work on Chrome DevTools and AI tooling to improve the web.
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fantasai
@fantasai
I hack CSS: W3C CSSWG specwriter 2004β // Mozilla layout engine QA & coding 1999β2013 // Apple/WebKit 2023-
MY (RIPPED) DAD WAS A 5X DEVELOPER AND MY (STACKED) MOM WAS A 15X DEVELOPER THAT MAKES ME 10X MAYBE 11X on MONDAYS MY CHIEFS
WHAT
IF
JUST KIDDING EVEN IβM NOT DOUCHY ENOUGH TO FUCK UP YOUR TIMELINE LIKE THAT.
YOU KNOW WHY CODE OF CONDUCTS
IM WHY CODE OF CONDUCTS
THERE IS ONLY TWO HARD THINGS IN COMPUTER SCIENCE
(looks in mirror)
THREE
I GUESS IβM A THING NOW
OBVIOUSLY
IM STEPPING DOWN AS CEO OF YOUR MOM
JOKES
ARE MORE THAN JUST
CONSTRUCTS
THEY
NEED TO BE FUNNY
TOO
IF DESIGN βMAKES YOUR EYES BLEEDβ YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
OR THE TRITE-CLICHE-PITAL.
I WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH SOMEONE WHO INDENTS THE <BODY> TAG.
WAIT WAITWAIT
I FIGURED OUT RESP IMAGES. ALL WE NEED TO DO IS SERVE THE RIGHT IMAGE TO THE RIGHT DEVICE.
DUH HOLD ON LEMME SCRIPT THIS UP
</H34>
LISTEN.
ITβS FRIDAY.
I CLOSE TAGS HOW I WANT.
YOU KNOW THOSE METER BARS WHERE PEOPLE RATE THEIR SKILL LEVEL IN HTML AND PHOTOSHOP AND SHIT?
UGH NEVERMIND GUYS IβM TIRED.
CAUSE ALL YOU GUYS STILL USE YAHOO A TON RIGHT? IM SURE THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT YOU BIG TIME.
[ ] CHECK HERE IF YOU DONβT WANT TO NOT BE INCLUDED ON OUR OPT-IN TO OPT-OUT EMAIL NEWSLETTER LIST.
P.S. ITβS OPPOSITE DAY.
@WILTO U SEE JAVASCRIPT OR βJAY-ESSβ MAY HAVE ACCESS TO INFORMATION THAT WE COULD USE TO SWAP OUT THE SRC OR βSOURCEβ OF THE IMG OR βIMAGEβ
GUYS IβVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT RESPONSIVE IMAGES AND I JUST THINK IF WE COULD INVOLVE JAVASCRIPT SOMEHOW THAT MIGHT BE THE TICKET.
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