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🎃Happy Halloween!🎃
To celebrate, Im dumping my little collection of related woke takes, little screenshot treats of libtard killjoys for your delectation. Enjoy! 🧵

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I feel like I just saw a ghost

[Morgoth @MorgothsReview]

It is likely that a bunch of goons from some Crisis Outreach Management quango whispered into his dad's ear something like:

''We wouldn't want your son to be used by far right extremists, would we now...''

Precisely so regime reptiles like Hodges can pull this cynical bullshit

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@wmslamcan @StarWarsChron I completely forgot about that. Tbf it was a cartoon, but yeah. Awful

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The worst part of the Mandalorian movie was the Hutts. The twins were lame generic bitchy villains. Even worse was Rotta as a sidekick bro, the Hutt with a heart of gold.

Lucas had it right with Jabba. Hutts should be fat, gross, and should never speak English - evil mystique

[Mysterious Semblance At The Strand Of Nightmares @BigGulpAmerikan]

This is me composing a new piece about how awful women are.

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@bridgietherease Keeping them too long fucked my life up. I advise you to get rid of them asap

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This Javelin looks even better as a Road Warrior Pursuit Special than the original Ford Falcon https://t.co/fTJ9PMwQk3

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Incredibly clean Pacer. It has factory a/c, and bless that poor compressor's heart trying to cool that massive aquarium bowl in Arizona heat. Love the southwestern style interior; didnt know they offered it.

[Bring a Trailer @Bringatrailer]

"Small was never this wide."

https://t.co/uevuItox8X

[Dino Kale @Zebbart]

The Goo Goo Dolls has to be the worst band name ever. Or maybe second worst.

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@ltdanswife I completely forgot about that one but yeah

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Good. Im having a hard time thinking of a more inappropriate subject. He's loved in a protective way that makes him off limits.

[Variety @Variety]

EXCLUSIVE: #PaulMcCartney declined the hot seat at this year’s live roast on Netflix before the streamer turned to Kevin Hart:

“We did ask Paul McCartney at one point,” comedian Jeff Ross, the “Roastmaster General” and executive producer of the franchise, confirmed to Variety. “To me, that would be a fantasy roast. Paul McCartney doesn’t need anything, but a Paul McCartney roast would be good for the world. It would be so funny to me because he is so loved.”

https://t.co/XAMmGDp0L1

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@theredbird_way I agree with the shorter outings in April but the season is a month and a half old now, starters are at full strength. No excuse for this but Im sure the media lanyards will create one for their beloved boy Marmol

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@___as_a_jew___ Is this a John Rocker reference?

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Oh no that's so sad. What will their fanbase of troons, pisspigs, ewoks, and AIDS junkies do now https://t.co/EGNXqGdvtC

[Dino Kale @Zebbart]

@htmlmencken It's especially important to be able to empathize with your enemies so that you can understand what they are doing, why they are doing it, and how to effectively thwart them. Empathy wins 🫶

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Idk. McCartney doesnt deserve that. Shatner wouldnt have deserved it either. But Courtney Love definitely deserved the dead spouse joke she was served by Jeff Ross.

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Somebody said they would like to spare McCartney the grief of tacky comics inevitably making a Linda joke. I sympathize but then one of Shatner's wives died tragically and I dont remember anything about that mentioned on his roast. Roastees can declare certain subjects forbidden

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Empathy is something like, 'if I were X I'd probably feel Y about Z too.'

But what libtards mean by empathy is performative pity and even more performative deference to its objects

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@NationalPhilad2 Ouch. But she was probably pretty cool to have been driving a Rebel in 1989

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It's 1978, this is your car and on a summer night in your small city you pull up at the stoplight next to a douchebag with feathered hair driving a new Camaro z28. "Nice Gremlin, faggot," he says with a Patrick Casey smirk. "So nice of your grandma to let you borrow her car."

[Bring a Trailer @Bringatrailer]

Now live at BaT Auctions: 360-Powered 1977 AMC Hornet AMX Hatchback. https://t.co/AZaK8dfL5T

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To me he looked Irish with his red nose, rosy cheeks, and fiery temper but apparently he was 100% Anglo. Anyway, he always seemed a bit tipsy - which I liked. Grew up a Cardinals fan in Oklahoma. La Russa was great but Bobby Cox was better and I wished he managed my team. RIP

[Leland @ItsLeland]

In honor of Bobby Cox, here’s almost 20 minutes of him getting ejected.

Legend.