How To Not Get Laid

A frustratingly funny, semi-autobiographical and hilariously honest play by Matt Dewald being remounted this August 5th, 6th, 12th and 13th!

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A HUGE belated thanks to all those who contributed to the success of this show! Sending lots of love to our audience and entire HTNGL crew!

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SHOWTIME! Thanks to everyone who came out tonight! So thrilled to close the show with such a dynamic audience.

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It's almost time! Spend your Saturday with us at the Moose tonight!

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Need to brush up how to not get laid? Let us help! The show starts in two hours! #yycdatenight #yycevents #yyctonight #yyctheatre #yycarts

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Think your sex life is complicated? JUST WAIT until you hear what our main characters have been through. See you tonight! #yyctoday #yycarts

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Five hours to go! Tickets still available: https://t.co/cfOV6DZafW

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Skip your trip to the drug store & c'mon down to Loose Moose tonight! Receive FREE How To Not Get Laid condoms with every ticket purchased!

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We know we don't need to sell you on tonight's show, but here's a reminder of what you're in for! Come laugh, drink and have a good time!

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All good things must come to an end. Come on down and celebrate a great run with us at tonight's show! 10:30 at Loose Moose Theatre.

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Last night's show was so much fun! Don't miss your chance- buy your tickets for tonight's show online now! https://t.co/Xzb3nJq2VN

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Tonight was a blast! Huge thanks to everyone who came out. x Don't forget: tomorrow is your last chance to see what all the fuss is about!

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ONE HOUR TO GO! Who's ready? #yycevents #yyctheatre #yycarts

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Did you catch our plug at Late Night at The Plaza this week? Matt (and our love kits) were a hit!

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Whether you come for the wine, the laughs, or the 'aww' moments, we can't wait to see you tonight! Doors at 10!

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Only 4 hours to go! Grab a beer, sit back and relax with us! Make How To Not Get Laid the perfect addition to your laid back Friday night!

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"This was one of the funniest, most real and heartfelt plays I have seen! [...] Everyone should see this play!" - Audience member Tanis L

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We love hearing your thoughts; DM us your review of the show!! Here's what Jen Lynn Bain had to say:

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Have the post-Fringe blues? We've got the cure! How To Not Get Laid's second-to-last show is tonight! Tickets still available!

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Our major knows what's up!

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TONIGHT! Some call it the OLYMPICS of improv! Most don't! CUT-THROAT MAESTRO IMPRO @LooseMooser at 8pm! THEN @htngl_official at 10:30!