hit the road bot

a bot that posts quotes from sam & max hit the road every half hour! 🎠

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Hey, 8-Ball, will Max and me be together forever?

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You're such an adorable urchin, Max.

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I'd be peeing my pants if I wore any.

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Jesus, Max, you don't even like girls!

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Now you've done it. You've broken Sam's spirit with your stupid attempts to pick up that silly object. In fact, If I didn't find his pitiful sobbing so amusing, I'd come out there and rip your limbs off.

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Hey, I don't think Bosco's voluntarily giving away his money!

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You're a sick puppy, Sam.

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Take it easy, Max, you don't even like girls.

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I can't pick that up.

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sam: she's not my type...he's not my type...*looks at max*

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My mind is a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas.

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Snuckey's.

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You're a demonic little imp, Max.

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You're my hero, lil' buddy.

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Can't think of a reason not to.

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Oh, I'm real terrified! A dog and a rabbit. Ooh, scary!

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It wouldn't be romantic without Max.

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Bring me as many naked women as my poor eyes can stand!

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I'm Sam, he's Max. We savagely protect the rights of innocents.

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Shall I confront, subdue, and pummel the suspected perpetrator, Sam?