Hazel

soon as i wake up keep an eye out for the 🐍🐍

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Heated debate on ancestors and Jesus Christ!

[badger @badger69420]

“Thank God it’s finally weekend”

The weekend:

[Malo @nocontextdude]

I don’t really understand this year. Every 2 minutes is Monday.

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I think humans were supposed to collect berries, gossip by rivers and fall hopelessly in love. wtf is a
9 to 5

[KC.PF @kongclaves]

Car, next year. Amen

[LaBella 💕 @Lauren_LaBella]

I fully believe & advocate for having “fuck you” money. I’m never stuck! 🥂

[Gustavo 🇿🇦 @LordVizo__]

•With 3 kids
•4 bedroom double story, stand alone
•A BMW 320d for me
•An A200 for her
•A trip to another province once a year
•Kids Birthdays’ celebrated at Spur or McDonalds
• Saturday = sports day

Sign me up.

[𝓞𝓭𝓾𝓷𝓪𝔂𝓸 𝓔𝓳𝓲𝓻𝓮 🦚🌍 @macw_internatnl]

Nokia has explored every design. There’s nothing left again. 😂

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I love the part of womanhood where you start caring about dishes, perfume, pyjamas and how your house smells.

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

And until the day I close my eyes I will always say..

THIS was Sheila’s ONLY friend

[Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes]

I love that no matter how famous he is this John Cena being invisible joke will never die

[Jolene Carmella @Carmellaconvos]

Involved grandparents are such an underrated luxury .

[Coco Jones @TheRealCocoJ]

put me in Chanel 💜

[Le rata depth gore. @Ketso28]

The morning after a failed suicide is so embarrassing. I remember burping lavender stay- soft the whole day.

[divine✰ @diifgs]

I will win

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

Do white people realize THEY TOO can go back to where TF they came from?

[Malaysian💛 @MalaysianMa]

I’ll walk pass my own nigga if he don’t speak first

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

if i do things for you, it's not for u to love me, it's so you know i love you

[Batlogele B. @BatlogeleB]

Jhene Aiko said “sometimes the only way to fix it is to end it” and FELT!

[softly magical°🦢♡ @softlymagicall]

I'll definitely get that set for my kitchen💗