AIR

useless thread 🧵

[senshi @senshi_real]

“minha intenção é crescer junto com a empresa”

eu se recebo uma proposta de emprego pagando mais:

[ursula @777ursula]

When you have a #friend

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

being high and fat tonight hbu

[bloom @poison2bloom]

sometimes i’ll be mid sentence and realise nothing I’m saying is entertaining then just stop and stare at them like this

[와잉 @oociyu]

난 아직도 이 영상 보면 힘이 남
동시에 4 캬옹캬엉

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

"Porque vc tá parada olhando pro nada??

Minha cabeça:

[dolly ❦ @cndypaws]

doing a "beginner" workout video just to be dying by the 3rd exercise

[CeaserSaled @CeaserSaled]

AI should have peaked here

[josephine @notnonicegal]

There’s a certain point in the mornings when it becomes Step on Mama Time

[nate @p1xnat]

That one swallow that confirms you’re gonna have flu the next day

[fab @fabbgrat]

when selena gomez looked like this at one point

[Slurpfee @Slurpfeee]

ordered doordash and my sister delivered it

[Manae @ManaeThoughts]

When I lose 2 arms and a leg in a car crash and the doctor tries saving me

[jackie akgae @jaxshauna]

everyone pray for my sox cuz it looks like my dads up to bat 😐

[Rio @isthatRioo]

this how the weed in high school use to have you…the weed these days be having you overthink hating your life

[gideon | yj S4 Nov 20th! @nerdbutchfail]

“Have you heard the latest discourse?”
Genuinely my timeline:

[Reed “The Pecker” Thompson @Reedflexalot]

Said “lowkey” in my interview

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Girl dinner