Recently heard the whole story of how my parents met
Dad: So my twin and I would bar hop looking for girls phone numbers. The night I met your mom I had 8 other girls numbers. She was the first one that answered and agreed to go on a date with me
Mom: Your dad was a douche bag
It’s donald trump’s birthday today so id like to wish a happy birthday to every single human being on earth that was born today except for donald trump
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