1. The narrative is sentient and it tends to side with me
2. I am a recurring motif
3. All doors open in spring
4. It's common for the echo to be more persuasive than the source
5. You will pay for what you did
6. Snowdrops and tulips and crocuses and magnolias
All this Olaplex is probably gonna make my babies come out with gills but I’m sure the class action lawsuit will afford them a nice above ground swimming pool to flounder around in so it’s a net positive. They’ll thank me when they win gold medals in Beijing