harleigh

God gives his rootinest battles to his tootinest cowboys

[harleigh @httpharls]

dad jokes are the greatest!!

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Checking in on my nintendogs (hinge likes)

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[Lil Kimchi @victorialiciax]

WHAT IF WE CUDDLED AND FELL ASLEEP ON THE CROCHET CRAB RANGOON PILLOWS?!?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

me singing both parts of promiscuous girl

[out of context that '70s show @that70scontext]

all seasons of that '70s show are now streaming on peacock

[harleigh @httpharls]

oh my god oh my god

[harleigh @httpharls]

"I only had 2 snails but then they had babies, so now I have 42 snails"

[harleigh @httpharls]

really weird ik but red lobsters cocktails are 10/10

[harleigh @httpharls]

uh oh I'm addicted to crab rangoons

[harleigh @httpharls]

thought I'd have to leave dutch behind when I got to oklahoma but I've got really good news guys

[harleigh @httpharls]

goodbye room 420, I will not rlly miss u, but that's okay

[harleigh @httpharls]

hello would just like to announce that this fall i will be comin at u live from my apartment....room 420

[harleigh @httpharls]

update

[harleigh @httpharls]

me: I think it's bedtime. you look tired
michael, without missing a beat: you're gaslighting me!!

[harleigh @httpharls]

@cielosplaylist I absolutely love that man

[harleigh @httpharls]

"when I get home I don't even think about saying hi to my dog" quote on my college campus I wish I never overheard

[harleigh @httpharls]

average looking white boys get a little taste of a gorgeous girl and think they can do anything 🤡