kt

i heard there would be gay people here

[kt @httpkatiebird]

@legzibird We are indeed here

[kt @httpkatiebird]

They should invent a me that can drink 1.5 martinis without waking up at 4:30 in the morning with the cortisol levels of someone being hunted for sport

[kt @httpkatiebird]

I bring a certain That’s It No More Mr Nice Guy vibe to conflict that people don’t really take seriously

[kt @httpkatiebird]

Who else was a part of Rejectress-gate 2024 and do you guys wanna hang out later

[kt @httpkatiebird]

@blueStEeEeL Exactly. 1/22 people who viewed this tweet are critical thinkers

[kt @httpkatiebird]

She’s our only hope on global IT outage day

[kt @httpkatiebird]

@blueStEeEeL @shawtyastrology Surprisingly adequate

[kt @httpkatiebird]

I love when trends from the early 2000s resurface!!! like boot cut jeans or an internet failure that induces global panic

[lev (sumer is icumen in) @abookofsymbols]

If I was in charge of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad all the girls would wear berets, red lipstick, black turtlenecks and sunglasses and would sit smoking cigarettes and looking disinterested instead of doing cheers or whatever. no smiling also

[kt @httpkatiebird]

@JocelynGuntar It’s July?? I’m back in the closet.

[kt @httpkatiebird]

Called in sick from work the day after pride month like a werewolf recovering from the full moon

[kt @httpkatiebird]

I WARNED YOU GUYS SO HARD

[kt @httpkatiebird]

i decided i’m gonna start being hot again stay tuned

[kt @httpkatiebird]

Are they playing Chappell Roan in the club yet I haven’t shaken ass in a while

[kt @httpkatiebird]

“It’s cringey and embarrassing to like your own posts!!” Just wait until you find out about j*cking off

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

20 or 30 gay people in my phone simultaneously sending this to me like an amber alert

[kt @httpkatiebird]

I don’t need drugs or alcohol to have a good time because a few weeks ago I left the perfect voicemail. Knocked it out of the park. No pauses or stuttering-just my name, message, and number. I’ll be riding that high for the rest of my life.

[kt @httpkatiebird]

Born to sow. Forced to reap.

[kt @httpkatiebird]

(Guy who loves making assumptions based on very little evidence) yeah leap day was great I formed so many conclusions.

[kt @httpkatiebird]

catching up on my correspondences like a responsible 18th century socialite (swiping up on instagram stories and checking the gc first thing in the morning)