amanda🪱

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ your local crazy frog lady

[amanda🪱 @httpsRadical]

@louak04 girl which city???

[amanda🪱 @httpsRadical]

@flwrgutz hypixel is back up again

[ems @kttygod]

candians be like “do u want me to etransfer you”

[Mineplex @Mineplex]

1995-2005 kids when they realize they will see the Mineplex lobby again in 2026 👑

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[evan 🎧 @saintplush]

funny how you can meet someone randomly online and they become such an important part of your life

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

My 4th album, The Great Divide, will be yours on April 24th, 2026. Pre-order and pre-save at the link below. First single out this Friday.

https://t.co/qrQPcZzihZ

[sage 🜃 comms on hold !! @SWlRLYEYES]

canada is being taken over by a large pink set of big naturals

[vamoopy @vamoopy]

im abt to sob until i throw up

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

New years resolutions:
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
...

[allie🦑 @fauxmantis]

im flying rn and when the kid in front of me opened his window A Ray of sunlight struck my dr pepper in a way that made me a little emotional

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“It’s negative 40 degrees.”

“Fahrenheit or Celsius?”

“…I have amazing news.”

[nick ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

i do not "style" my hair. i let it air-dry and if it looks like shit i kill myself

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

struggling so much with depression rn. thank goodness the sun doesn’t set, say, an hour earlier, because that would just be the straw to break the camel’s back!

[໊ @meishato]

i love blocking people. you have displeased me for the last time. vanish from my sight

[♰ @reeceollld]

BRING BACK LAPTOPS WITH DVD PLAYERS

[lanie @l4nie0]

if you are a man and i call you “girl” and you respond with “i’m not a girl” i will explode you with my mind