Ashish Bisht

XXVI | 🇮🇳 | ⛰️ | 🧑‍💻 | 🏏 | Here to learn, connect, and vibe. I make weird jokes. Interests - tech, anime, books.

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

This IPL was such rubbish, no real competition. Teams were built just like so. No close matches. Just batsmen hitting bowlers

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

Any cloud engineer looking for a job change? In Gurgaon?

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

@SwiggyCares 238339303308342 the delivery person is still there?

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

@Swiggy i have swiggy black. I got two coupons from you one of 75 and other of 120 for your late delivery. I couldnt use any of them. I just get the error that I cant use the coupon. Whats the issue. I got nothing from the black membership.

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

@Swiggy my current order is also late. I can ask for a coupon but what use when I wont be able to use it????

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

@dom_lucre Car is okay as a gift, but gave money for what? He might get slacky now

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

@liiliith0 Image a hole under water

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

Always take your barber’s number. Please guys its not worth it losing him

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

Cowards quit after losing their queen, I am talking about chess.

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

Whats wrong with players these days, fall on grass and get injured

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@EmilySm43 Like only 1% of the women in the world deserve a man with this physique. We are just happy with the 99% who doesnt deserve him.

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

Virat kohli trying to bring MI back in the game

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What the hell if wrong with these scammers, burn in hell

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[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

Ja Vaibhav IPL me apni team ko peet rha ho to bura to lagta hai but thoda acha bhi kyuki kal ko jab wo India ke lie khelega to sabke dhaage khol dega 🤣

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

Virender Sehwag is a curse to commentary. Neither does his job properly nor lets others.

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

@gozkybrain4u git status

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@Ankiii_i Monday to friday 300-400 push karta hu or weekend pe wahi aajata hu

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@RealDonKeith Oh man somebody fooled her for 22 dollars.

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

Just invite Britishers back again to rule us, hamse nahi ho paa rha

[Ashish Bisht @https__ashishb]

@elonmusk Wtf is sydney sweeney doing here