pumpkin cream muffin 🍯

if i’m tweeting i’m spiraling

[risettte @risekujireal]

i wipe till i bleed poop aint no fucking game to me

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I Thought all day long. All Day. And I still Don’t Know

[lei 𖤝 @bitefemmes]

Ai still horrendous though guys. Please make #EthicalKirks today. 🙏🏽

[Smiley @dsmphater6]

And if you weren’t there day ONE making jokes and getting dox threats I don’t want to see you at the fucking kirkaversary cookout.

[Snowval 🎃 @kittenfacerb]

omg i hear him debating down the chimney guys!

[🥀 Angeline 🔆 @Exjacey]

When you’re pregnant with laughter and that one person joins vc and they’re like the abortion doctor.

[Z @c0usc0ush8r]

hooking up is always like let’s get drunk and fuck. how about we cowork and eat some fruit and then fuck? some of us are trying to study for the MCAT…

[chris @chrsnjk]

@cha0ticlesbean It should start saying "are you close?" more and more often to signal that it's not going to last much longer

[pumpkin cream muffin 🍯 @https_chickens]

@unicornicarts only the best infection au EVER

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

It’s funny when someone feels affectionate towards their car. Your car is in agony every second you drive it. You are its satan

[ash🍊 @ashmatics]

“look it up on chatgpt!” i would rather sit naked on a hot grill

[★ @thematrixwizard]

BILLIONS WILL LOVE AND ASCEND 🗣️

[orion @ihatemygrave_2]

charlie kirk: "bla bla something something gang violence I hate trans people and women"
some guy with a rifle at UVU:

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

dropping acid and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

[Mira @roarkpkmn]

Discourse I just invented: glasses fetishism is problematic because eyeglasses are technically a disability aid

[choppedpaw of chudclan @kjaypaw]

just found out horses have menstrual cycles. imagine pms’ing and you’re also a fucking horse

[friendship messiah @rathbona2]

@snakesandrews