Hayley

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine. // 23

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

The Arizona Diamondbacks seeing that they could be real contenders in late August

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i can phil it collins in the air tonight

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

I want to do something awesome for the asian community

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

YOU: [bad, sexistly] women be shoppin!!!
ME: [woke, wise beyond his years] susan be anthony

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Turns out we can't name freeways after our favorite podcasters. Personally, I was looking forward to the @stavvybaby Loop 303, or the @PFTCommenter I-19 corridor. https://t.co/MciYwaneKB

[c ☆ @tintafey]

aidy bryant gave birth to jeremy culhane and kate mckinnon gave birth to veronika slowikowska and cecily strong gave birth to birth to ashley padilla. i will not explain further

[c @autosearfag]

Cat Fucking Drinks Beer

[PaulDrawsArt 🎄 @PaulDrawsArt]

More animals I found out on a street

And also a banana, an orange, a cookie, a tv and a job resume

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Look up OK Go’s music videos… You’ll thank me later

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

"if I pronounce a word wrong, it's because I learned it by reading," I say through tears as my wife's step son roundly mocks me for saying "The Wizard of Ounce"

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

I’m gonna fucking scream if I see one more stan account be like “we told you so” “let’s just ignore these narcissists they only want attention”

ITS THE FUCKING ADMINISTRATION CURRENTLY IN POWER!!!!!! THEY ARE NOT SOME RANDOM CLOUT CHASER ON THE INTERNET!!!! IF YOU IGNORE THEM THEY WILL NOT STOP ABUSING THEIR POWER AND ALL YOU ARE DOING IS ALLOWING THEIR EVIL ASS AGENDA TO BE NORMALIZED AND UNCHALLENGED

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I LOVE ARIZONAS EXTREMELY UNIQUE NATURAL WILDLIFE AND CONSERVATION, I LOVE DESERT JAGUARS, I LOVE THEIR RETURN TO THEIR SKY ISLAND HABITAT WHERE THEY BELONG, THATS MY STATE, THATS MY SCHOOL ,THESE ARE MY CATS AND I LOVE THEM

[gilly @kitschtheboy]

A shot of what????

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Bear down, go cats

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

[Aaron @ajshapi1]

Cardinals 0-3 since their owner rented their stadium out to host a white nationalist funeral