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[HER❤️ @Chiziterem_x]

I am not stingy but I will not offer a stranger’s child anything I am eating

[ajay @1meajay]

😭😭😭

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

egbon adugbo: ogo

ogo ni fun jesu abeg

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Monkey

[Angelina @decodelily]

"but u have friends"

not a single person would pick me first

[♰ @reeceollld]

y’all don’t understand

[27. @dimvji]

“i saw you talking to yourself” yh, i was asking an expert for advice

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

Brooo, for secondary school if you do mistake make your biology note lost...

E fit take you 6months to recopy first term note finish 😭😭😭

[Kev @heis_kevn]

You’ll never see this anywhere again, this was telepathy…!

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[ٍ @4pf_forever]

the kind sleep i just wake from, no be sleep wey who want buy AMG dey sleep, make i go do pick a pin, i deserve punishment

[DMT 🌎💫 @thisisdmt01]

“i don’t listen to nigerian music”
“i don’t watch nigerian movies”

slave mentally at its peak lmao

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

“what is your networth?”

dangote: what are they saying? i don’t really look at those things

“forbes say you’re worth over $30b”

dangote: actually, they said $38b ☝🏾🤓

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

next rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[zuka @feran_x]

In addition, get very comfortable disappointing women, your life will just be better

[D!🥤💜The phone boy🇸🇪🇯🇵🇳🇴🇰🇷 @darlytheboy]

I went to Egbeda to get stuff and this woman approached me, I politely said “No, I’m not interested”.

2 minutes later, this woman carry phone for ear begin mention 7.2 million😭🤲🏾

Mumsy, e le ri mi dough sehhhh😭

[jay @bigstepper890]

U come dey beg me for 1k say u want use am drink garri,dude do u think I'm stupid?
garri wey be 1h per cup,u want drink 10 cups of garri??
I don sha send 2h,buy one cup of garri, then use the rest of the change to buy either ground nut or sugar,never both.

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

Cristiano Ronaldo didn’t carry this country on his head for 20+ yrs for a player like Joao Neves(a 21yrs old) saying the greatest player your country will ever see and the GOAT is just like “everyone in the squad”

I miss when Pepe and the likes of Quaresma were in the team!!! They should go and ask Nani

[Big Jikada🇵🇹🏁 @bigjikada0]

Yes, they exist. Take me for example, if I eat rice and beans with stew and cow meat, my stomach go swell

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @funksbabyy]

Guys… I’m telling this boy i want to cook that he should send the money.. and he said i should wait for 90 minutes? please what does that mean???