Lauren Johnson

autism speaks headquarters

[Lauren Johnson @https_ratfag]

I wish I could go laugh my ass off at Jimmy John’s with my highschool ex bf one more time. We loved Jimmy John’s

[Lauren Johnson @https_ratfag]

Smellin my puss makes me miss my ex cause I realize it was all me stinkin up that room

[betty! @janicesguitar]

how it feels to be the rarest breed of chronically online neurodivergent child who somehow managed to avoid warrior cats, undertale AND homestuck

[Lauren Johnson @https_ratfag]

My dog loudly licking her butthole next to me in bed at 4 am makes me rethink my feelings toward the canine species

[Charlie Knot @chuck_says_yes]

the normalization of casual misogyny like this directly contributes to rape culture. if you’re against what happened at cornell, you need to be against this too.

[Lauren Johnson @https_ratfag]

I feel like such a pervert trying to masturbate and my cat keeps jumping on my bed and I have to psh her off

[ash @ashtoberr]

there is no better feeling than falling asleep next to your cat and waking up and your cat is still there because even when youre boring and asleep they still love you

[rubyᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 @brutallysuki]

I need something dirty and perverted and sexual to happen to me ASAP

[Lauren Johnson @https_ratfag]

@msnetik I’m never deleting this app

[Maria Atreides (bald) 🎀 @Boyzdr001]

I serve pussy the old fashioned way (hairy)

[Lauren Johnson @https_ratfag]

@newhandke How did you come to this conclusion

[slimmer shady @totauddd]

My death is more guaranteed than my wedding so instead of looking for my soulmate im going to look for my soul

[mickey 🎱 @FALL3NALIEN]

ik he was the best employee at an ice cream shop thats only open during the summer and owned by a family that he isnt a member of

[Wane34565 @Wane34565real]

people are using him as an escape to return back to childhood with memories of school and activities they used to do. they did it. he is the perfect decoy.

[syd* @sydsofar]

and yes i am that woke that i dont think any man should be referring to women as cunts or bitches

[annamarie forcino @ann_forcino]

Lesbianism is the one sexuality that excludes men and y'all can't stand it

[Lauren Johnson @https_ratfag]

I want my best friend to be my girlfriend so bad her skin is so soft and we talk about threesomes a lot SURELY THIS WILL WORK OUT!!!!!!