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proud supporter of library cards (she/her)

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no one’s celebrating the fact i’m 4 weeks sober on monday bc i haven’t told anyone and honestly it’s hurting my feelings that yall r all silent abt it

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it’s been like 4 years since elon bought this fuck ass site and i have yet to find a better place to get memes

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cannot BELIEVE i just watched elder abuse on my tv

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might as well change my bio to “Professional Dodgers Hater” at this point

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great job, @Apple . now i’m blinded by the sun on night mode if i want to highlight my text thanks to this new “liquid glass” effect #iOS26

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@willchamberlain You fucking idiot. The festival is in SPRING when the cherry blossoms are in bloom. It’s AUGUST so they aren’t in season. So either you’re a lying sack or an fucking fool. At least look up the festival before you fucking lie on the internet you twat

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i need an update on @thetinychefshow. my heart is broken. i’m shaking. there is nO good in this world

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would it fucking kill anyone to have a basketball game start on time #FinalFour

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@tbirdtko you are so hot and we do not deserve you queen.

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is Reddit down on mobile or is it just me

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@KUNTAKUNTY @geemultani24 girl you ate these hoes up so good i had to come from Reddit to congratulate u. keep clipping these mfs and i hope u have a good day angel

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hi follow me on bluesky!!! fuck this dumbass app!!!

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Never have i experienced a gate attendant so rude working at the C16 gate at SEA for flight 2077 to Reno. I tried to do the right thing and return a lost phone and was chastised by the flight attendant that I should NOT touch other people’s stuff. How rude @AlaskaAir

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me as soon as elon started getting bullied by maga

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz will be the Democratic VP candidate, alongside Kamala Harris.

Walz forged a reputation as a Governor who makes good policy happen.

Last year he signed a law guaranteeing free breakfast and lunch for all Minnesota students. And that's not all 🧵

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@ambblanc please tell me that’s how it went LMAO

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🎯 she went OFFFF

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is @sweetgreen not doing seasonal menus anymore?

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not a day passes where i don’t think of and miss @sweetgreen’s chicken + chipotle bowl. sigh.