kawaii five-o

daven pusters

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

music should have more jumpscares

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

i feel like early tony soprano

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

i want the spurs to win the chip because i like wemby and castle, but i want the timberwolves to win this series to make the nuggets look less bad….. id like to be in charge if that’s ok?

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

wearing low cut panties with bush poking out of the top, love that it’s like secret pussy chest hair

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

do you think pastors and spiritual healers are worried about AI taking over their job
like can @grok perform an exorcism

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

some of the evangelical christian vocabulary is kind of beautiful tbh
“the devil placed a stronghold on you” like yes drag my ass, paint me a picture

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

drake makes music for the luteal phase

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

idk what she meant but she’s on to something!!!

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

my hunnies

[Tatiana @Tatianaclinares]

I miss them tbh

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

it’s been 16 months since i last watched lord of the rings. if i think abt it for more than 3 minutes i get the strongest compulsion to rewatch them all back to back

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

be nice to me i’m parasympathetic

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

no greater joy than ordering midnight delivery when you can’t afford it

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

@rabidgl0w oh im the captain of the bad metaphors club

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

@moldyshoo person who’s only seen the dark knight- “this is a lot like the dark knight”

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

@rabidgl0w my hart

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

ngl i haven’t met a natural true blonde adult man who wasn’t bad news

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

i stack books around me while i sleep hoping my subconscious absorbs the essence by proximity. like stonehenge and 5g

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

as they say. dont shit the hand that eats you

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

there’s so many fruit flies in the protein supplement aisle

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

this one is towing the line

[kawaii five-o @httpsilk]

“you look like you’d ruin my life” is not the compliment you think it is king