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retired sports professional that’s going places and doing things

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Confession: I consider quitting my job and moving to Africa to work on an elephant sanctuary at least once a day.

Not kidding.

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I took a softball to the face at half time (might have broken occipital bone) and I’m still faring better in this game than Alabama.

[Mark Ingram II @markingramII]

Yes we got fucked by the @SECOfficiating but who cares!! BAMA wasn’t soft today we fought hard and we played physical!! The rest can be corrected!! That’s all I care about is bama not being pushed around and we weren’t!! They played to the standard we expect and that’s why ima sleep good on my pillows tonight!! ROLL MF TIDE!!

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Arch Manning is the football equivalent of a firebug and he finally set a forest on fire.

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Watch ‘em trot out Riley Green

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO TUSCALOOSA‼️

Nick Saban makes his return as College GameDay heads to the heavyweight matchup of Georgia-Alabama 🍿

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You’d think that BYU would be playing better while soaking, but I guess the Mormon factor is too strong to overcome.

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This feels joyless murderball lite and I am enjoying it.

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We might not need to know how to say Keelon the correct way for much longer.

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I’m going to start a go fund me to bail the guy holding the “Sankey Eats Crayons” sign for when he decks the Jesus sign guy.

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My co-worker’s wife made him confirm with me that I’m not a swinger prior to allowing him to go on a work trip.

The conversation started with “You’ve done nothing to make me think you’re one but my wife is making me ask….”

Work in construction, Ladies.

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@harryeiv Idk. I heard the canals are better than Venice.

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Well, TI is now responsible for busting the speakers in every car I’ve ever owned.

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I had to sit in a staff meeting and listen to a man talk about taking his grandkids to the aquarium over the weekend and couldn’t make a “boy aquarium” joke as I was the only female in the room.

That’s what being a woman in construction is.

Happy #WICWeek2026 ladies.

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FINE THE CAMERA MAN! @cbfowler is a national treasure!

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First three seconds are a replay of the SEC Championship. No need to rewatch.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Bull elephant gives a small calf a hefty kick. Females are quick to support and shield the youngster

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Fuck that call. We all love a good thigh muscle possession.

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WE GET IT CHRIS. YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT.

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We are going to lose to a DJ Durkin led Auburn team today.

Start making peace with it.

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I love the egg bowl

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I am once again requesting our offensive staff get out of their bag.

It’s not cute and it’s not working.

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Might shout “Tide by 54 million” on this flight to see if there’s an Air Marshal who felt like working today.