Cam💰🥶

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

McDonald's whole crew smoke weed but can't roll a fucking snack wrap oh stupid bitch

[Kofi 🏴‍☠️ @EBK_Koff]

Niggas aint wait 12 years to get the standard shit anyway

[Tone 777 @7oneLaflare]

Moving gotta be top 2 worst adult responsibilities ever

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Weed pens got people saying “I’ll just take one hit” in places where rolling up was never an option.

[Never Take An L🤷🏽‍♂️ @Nezzzooo]

“You can still play it” ain’t nobody touching this shit once 6 drops man

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[𝐗𝐈𝐕🐿 @EvaPeach338101]

niggas be embarrassed to cough when they smoking not me bitch i be barking

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

I don’t trust anyone who’s been banned on Cashapp, Uber or Lyft

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone "he'll yeah"

[TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod]

Ima be real… we shouldn’t be getting this until 2030.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[Cam💰🥶 @htx__cam]

@Flawlesslikeeli Be ready to strangle these niggas😂

[Cam💰🥶 @htx__cam]

@BBLPERRY Rivalry with Australia??? I promise we never thought that😂😂

[rell @rellyrich10X]

Sorry man but it if I fuck up $50 million I deserve to get called an idiot every day for the rest of my life

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch.

[WarewolfSZN @Warewolf414]

I swear bro if he’s not traded by tomorrow night Shams better be blackballed from reporting ever again

[v4mp ✣ @lfghiro]

I’m convinced it’s some undiscovered shit down in them ocean trenches that could knock out humanity in 5 games

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of calling in sick, we should be able to call in healthy.
“I’m not coming in today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it at work.”

[Braves Stash 🇺🇸 @BravesStash]

The damn gas stations need to fix their prices as quick as they ran them up.