*coworker trynna hit on the other*
coworker 1 : β naw you donβt look like a Monique.. you look like a (her name) πβ
coworker 2: β &β you look like a β whereβs Waldo ? π€¨β
LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO πππ
Bella: Sonya, I have a serious question to ask you..
Me: Okay?
Bella: Am I going to be the maid of honor at your funeral.. I mean your wedding ππ
Me: πππππππ Well yeah dumbass, who else is going to be the maid of honor at my funeral?! π
Bella: UN VIP UN VIP AYE π