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[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Don’t threaten us with a good time!!

[✽ @petalpickins]

whatever this pipeline was

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

If a pilot for American Airlines passes away from a "brief and unexpected illness," would you replace that person with their relative who has never flown a plane?

No?

Then why would you replace Lindsey Graham with his sister?

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who promised to 'Make America Healthy Again' have given America:

The worst measles outbreak since 1991
The worst screwworm outbreak in 60 years
The worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in years

[nemodynia @nemodynia]

not a single israeli dish in the tweet

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Was their team tactic just "assault Bellingham whenever he gets near the ball" or

[🎱 @lesbianeology]

this is genuinely hilarious like what do you even say to that lmao

[Julie Roginsky @julieroginsky]

This is obvious perjury. We know, for instance, that Epstein trafficked girls to Prince Andrew.

[Dre Guevara @DreGuevara3]

in addition to murdering people twice a week, ice is and has been trafficking women

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Yall dog breeders need to be locked up

[🍺man (Realist) @kcsports69]

Democrats and Republicans who claim they hate each other when it’s time to pass a 2 trillion dollar aid package for Israel

[nonbinary bear trade theo @TheoVelociraptr]

went to pick up my check from last nights gig and fully walked into a staff meeting and when I looked on the screen there was a picture of me

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Congratulations! You've been selected to absorb another team's workload.

[fan @notrthur]

Messi was using his dog to practice his cheating move 😭

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

If he were a baker refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple you would spend months defending him and making memes about him

[Iris Thalia @JadeK526]

Her purpose is to live briefly and die in pain? So torture?

[Evensya @EvensyaXo]

This the type of shit that would happen when you missed a day in school.

[Trey @treydayway]

They both look like they'll stalk the hell out of you