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[GAARY @GaaryWrld]

Et dire que cette vidéo est sortie avant l'Ere de l'IA

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

the evolution of this type of scene >

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

[Pj @outyourglory]

Dudeeeeee slow the fucking car down niggaaaaaa we’re about to crasshhhh niggaaaaa

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

When you come back from a 12-hour shift completely drained, can't even move, and your bro invites you to play a game

[Rooster @TheRooster]

When you're back from a 10-hour shift completely drained

and bro texts "hop on"

[𝔼𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣-𝕎𝕒𝕧𝕖 @etherXwave]

Nick Fuentes turns the tables and humiliates Dean Withers when Dean's cheap attempt at a gotcha on Christian morality doesn't go as planned. 🔥

[Jakey @SolJakey]

If your friend group is not actively discussing

- Retardmaxxing
- Energy drinks
- Blackjack
- Slots
- Gambling
- Zyns
- Benjamin Netanyahu
- being racist
- Peptides

You need new friends

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

JESUS IS KING 🤴 🙌 🙏 ❤️

[M@ @htxmattjv]

Genuinely one of the worst people I’ve seen on the internet ragebait or not, literally never seen anything positive be said about this kid

[DegenClips @degencinema]

Rakai reveals he moved out of his mom's house after she asked him to help with the bills and rent , says he only makes $100k a month so he couldn't afford to help out 😬

[Julius Souhail @savekat_]

Thank you, FGC! ❤️

[Damascus @ EWC 🎤 @zDamascus]

I need someone knowledgeable in COD to tell me exactly what he has achieved and why is it a better breakthrough than "hello I'm 15 from a region no one knows and I got 2nd at Capcom Cup, EWC and Evo and put my entire country on the map" I don't want to judge off a Google search

[sea @neverlie]

If 2 men forcefully held down a woman and tried to dance on her they'd be permanently banned

[NenoDrink🍹 @VeryCansado]

this the equivalent of piccolo taking out his weights

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

me realizing some kid is probably using my birth year to lie about their age

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Geometry Dash streamer Cuatrocientos is now the world's first player to beat its hardest level

He went viral earlier this month for dying at the very last moment after two years of trying