$am

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

Now bring back Luhnow as a “how to run things” consultant

[Jake Meyers Fan Club Member @DelRaz09]

Me watching foreign soccer fans compliment Houston's public transportation.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I'm back with an attitude cause there's still a whole lot of stuff that I got to prove

[Drizzy @Drake]

Anytime you're afraid to try some new shit...just remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

the fact that in 1 lifetime i’ve burned music onto a CD, clicked and dragged it on an MP3 player and streamed it from a smart phone is crazy lol

[lana al gaib @indiehamlet]

not chasing my dreams in 2026 doesn't even enter my consciousness

[$am @htxsam_]

watching amen thompson gives the same vibes as a young carlos correa

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[໊ @meishato]

you forgot to block me from the astral world. see you in your dreams

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

in my tony soprano era (having deeply symbolic dreams, eating large ice cream sundaes in front of the TV, having panic attacks, wearing ratty pajamas, failing to connect with those around me in meaningful ways)

[Graham Foley @graham_foley3]

Me breaking the news to the Swifties at lunch because I had Schefter notifs on

[seth @kappyland]

Baseball game by yourself w/ AirPods in listening to the radio broadcast is an all timer

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

When did dating get this hard?

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

A message from Nick Chubb:

“They already wrote my ending when I’m just getting started.”

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

We are literally bringing back species extinct for over 10,000 years before the Cleveland Browns can find a franchise quarterback.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

me and who

[j u l i a 🪩 @glaredevils]

like i’m so fucking sorry for party rocking

[sophie @netcapgirl]

when they save your excel model as a template