Ethan

be soft,

[Frederik Riedel 🐻‍❄️ @frederikRiedel]

I started a new experiment with my new “one sec” Shortcuts Automation app: it enforces to take a deep breath before opening social media. After two weeks of use, my screen time is down by more than 40%:

https://t.co/HP48DYPhYu

But how does it work?

[jason @jasonmenon]

yo @badomenscult the image on your tour poster is a plagiarized and stolen piece of work. besides the original not being horseshit, the original artist should be properly compensated imo

[DAYSEEKER @dayseeker]

I mean, come on

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

The Great Wave off Kanagawa, created by Hokusai in 1831, is one of the world's most famous paintings.

But why are there more than 100 different versions of it in galleries all around the world?

Because it isn't actually a painting...

[Ethan @hubbleboi]

@JRRTolkien For context

[Ethan @hubbleboi]

@JRRTolkien Gandalfs big naturals for sure

[Ethan @hubbleboi]

“This edible ain’t shit.”

20 minutes later:

[Ethan @hubbleboi]

@jasonmenon think you could hook a homie up 🤠🫡

[Ethan @hubbleboi]

@SilentGarrett homie I got therapy tomorrow night and can’t come to the denver show, could I plz get a cassette tape some other way? You can hide it somewhere in Fort Collins and I’ll search every fridge for it thx xoxo

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

The bravest thing a grown man can do is get out of bed when he’s really cozy

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

cat glitched

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

gonna be the coolest house on the block this Halloween

[𖦹 @swirldaworld]

culinary school students be like “bruh i got spaghetti due at midnight 😰”

[Ethan @hubbleboi]

@SilentGarrett Venue security cannot contain the fruity goodness that lies within

[Ethan @hubbleboi]

@SilentGarrett just had a dream I ran into you at Costco, bought you a Trapt hoodie, and then invited you over for dinner to have Mott’s fruit snacks. anyway I hope tour is going great xoxo

[gaz @SilentGarrett]

people saying queen is dead but google says hilary duff is still alive can someone plz explain

[Ethan @hubbleboi]

@SLNTPLNT Please god let this happen

[The Red Herring @AlanHerringtonn]

Better not miss Hollow Front on their current tour with August Burns Red 👀👀

[Sam Dylan Finch @samdylanfinch]

My ADHD is either like "I want to do this immediately" or "I'll be doing this basically never" and nothing in-between.

[silentplanet @SLNTPLNT]

@MateoOttie @switchfoot I dare you to move