huberarts

Capturing moments that never were, but could be.
Synthography / AI photography.
Weirdly real. Quietly wrong.

[Ari K @arikuschnir]

🇺🇸🍾 MAGA BALLROOM 2028 - You are invited to the grand opening of the Beautiful Ballroom. A new chapter. An AI experiment #maga #democracy

[huberarts @huberarts]

And we’re live at the Finals here on Vorga-6!
Wind index is optimal, robes are locked, incense is lit!
Harlan takes the first dune with zero hesitation! Look at that spin!
Rider 6 drops a sandal! Penalty or performance art? Jury's split!

[huberarts @huberarts]

"In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump." - Nate White
#NoKings

[huberarts @huberarts]

They’re the only street gang in town with pink ears.
You mess with one, you’re getting violently glittered.
Takes weeks to get the sparkle out of your reputation.

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They swore no drama this time.
Just a nice breakfast.
Then the waiter brought decaf.

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She swore she wouldn’t date anyone from work again.
Technically, he freelances.
And he’s never corrected her pronunciation of “gnocchi.”

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He only sells shoes that have already walked somewhere important.
Says new soles are for people with no direction.

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Came in to order a custom planet at the planetary bakery.
Staff looked incredible. Interior was spotless.
Nice planet, though the crust was uneven and the core ran hot.
Still worth the cubits.

[huberarts @huberarts]

The navigator tries to fine-tune the jump path.
But Fred keeps switching to channel 88.
He’d rather watch reruns of the cooking show with the yelling eel.

[huberarts @huberarts]

They only play covers now.
Less creative tension.
Fewer injuries.

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Just chillin'

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She picked this over the cryo-spa.
The lights respond to breath. The fuzz absorbs doubt.
She asked if it came in beige.
The guy at the counter said, “This is beige, emotionally.”

[huberarts @huberarts]

It came with one button, no brakes, and a built-in playlist called “Optimism_2.”
He hasn’t stopped smiling since Tuesday.

[huberarts @huberarts]

The tea room staff debates softly by the pastries.

"Alien Royalty," whispers one.

"Twitch streamer," says the other.

When the waiter brought Earl Grey, she looked at him like he’d handed her a squirrel.

[huberarts @huberarts]

We’re talkin’ auto-warp, cloak mode, room for six legally, nine if you don’t mind sharing oxygen.
Now I know what you're thinking. “Where’s the ship's nose cannon?”
I say, who needs a nose cannon when the tail can cut a moon in half?
Not saying you should. Just saying you could.

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The wall smells like wet laundry.
She’s not sure if it’s watching her while pretending not to.
She brought the radio like last time. If it wants to fight about the station again, fine.

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The lenses help her see timelines.
Mostly she ignores them unless someone’s being smug.
Then she schedules their mistake for right after lunch.

#SurrealStyle #DigitalArtFashion #BaroqueCyberpunk #FuturisticPortrait

[huberarts @huberarts]

They said he couldn’t run a business without opposable thumbs.
Now he’s got five locations and a line out the door.
Still can’t hold a pencil, but he’s working on it.

#whimsicalart #aiartcommunity #midjourney

[huberarts @huberarts]

She rereads the same page every block.
Says it’s the only way to get new instructions.
She built the skyline from memory.
Facing north triggers something. Maybe a door. Maybe worse.

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Pablo plans every heist from his jacuzzi.
The team says it’s weird. Pablo says it’s efficient.
It’s down to two jobs: the casino vault or the Ministry’s koi pond.
One has lasers. The other has Larry.

#SurrealScene #CinematicFrog #HeistVibes