hubert jones

recovering alcoholic, former narcissist, unemployed, twice divorced, emotionally unavailable, high school dropout, & armpit lover

[daniel @delawarecryptid]

Delete every picture of yourself and break all of the mirrors in your house, it's almost become Nothing November

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

got paid and received a bonus

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

Hubert jones

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

“making a username is so hard”

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

ion even play Fortnite anymore

[jaay ⚢ @icecoldjaayy]

life getting so serious ion even eat cereal no more

[Padvosa @padvosa]

Your ACTUAL ancestors on a random tuesday:

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

*hey*

[bunni ᧔•᧓ ᣟ 𓈒 @ihrtvann]

i’m mexican and i HATE tres leches cake #breakingmysilence

[CIVL @civl6_]

need her to sit on my face and let me eat her out while shes wearing a skirt

[espressomartini @tanishqa21]

& armpits too

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

just bought my first watch online I will be matching with my car

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

I love the color green

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

green everything

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

green everything

[redrum @griffisu]

does anyone know how to get off the spectrum

[Insane Poser @heavymetalifter]

My life is worse than an incel’s because I’m attractive enough that women approach me, but autistic enough that I don’t know what to say.

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

@florT_T LMAO shush 😭

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

Me

[Dr. Aya 🌐 @drayareturn]

manos no instagram: ah sou lowprofile não gosto de expor minha vida pessoal

manos no twitter: sim eu tenho fetiche em pés e meu sonho é ser pisoteado

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

@florT_T Im deleting that tweet.

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

@florT_T incident ?😭

[hubert jones @hubert_bones]

girl I dated years ago had my social security number 😐

[™️ @TJAMEZtm]

Went thru a btch phone and she had a picture of my debit card in there

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @AmadeusBolshev]

“Everyone thinks they were Napoleon or Caesar in their past life and not one of the 90 billion peasants”

- Mark Corrigan