Hubert von Nyastra 🔞

when you've got a job to do, you've got to do it well – you've got to give the other fella hell

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

「So raise your glass high, for tomorrow, we die」

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✤ crack/serious
✤ MDNI. 18+ ONLY
✤ N/SFW: not focused, but there WILL be smut on the TL

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@ashendivinity Then I shall. It's a shame you dislike bitter flavours, else I would offer you a cup.

[ She didn't have to go through such effort. He didn't think she *should have. But he can't find it within himself to lecture her. All he felt was a fond appreciation (a welcome change). ]

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

// anyway hubert tomodachi life birthday with mii me

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

// i am like a cryptid. i appear for a few hours. i disappear for months.

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@ashendivinity Hm. I believe Her Majesty would be in safe hands.

[ He takes the beans with no protest, his eyes lighting up just a smidge, as he inspects them. Perhaps his birthday wasn't *too bad. ]

... Thank you. These are satisfactory.

[ He's thrilled. For once, he hoped she could tell. ]

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@caduceusstab Mm. I'll have to pass on your criticism, then.

[A soft kiss to Linhardt's head, before he pulls away slightly - affection was one thing, but being so visibly smitten in public was not an option... though he's making no effort to detach hands nor scholar.]

Come, then. Let us go.

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@ashendivinity Of course. It's not often I receive gifts.

[A slight bow of his head, small smile tugging at his lips (not wry, nor mirthless).]

I appreciate it. I suppose some manner of celebration shan't kill me.

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@caduceusstab [Tilting his head just slightly, so cheek can rest against his beloved's head. How sickeningly sweet.]

If Her Majesty *had issued such an order, it would've been to me, directly.

... If you would like me to [struggling, for a moment-] cuddle you for longer tomorrow, simply ask.

[bird/h @BirdPerHour]

#birdbot

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@caduceusstab [Pleased. Gently tugging the scholar closer.]

Linhardt, I *do know what day it is. I am simply withholding my lecture until tomorrow.

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@caduceusstab the meaning wouldn't be lost on Linhardt.

"If this isn't worth my time, you'll have hell to pay."]

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@caduceusstab [He brings joined hands to lips, laying a gentle kiss against a pale ring finger. Then, he reluctantly frees himself from his husband's grip.

Standing – ever so obediently – with a quiet groan (old as ever.)]

Alright. If that promise is broken, however... [trailing off, knowing

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@caduceusstab [A sigh. He has half a mind to protest, but "begrudgingly" ends up acquiescing.]

... I suppose that wouldn't be the most dreadful thing in the world.

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@caduceusstab [A soft squeeze to newly entwined fingers. He tilts his head back slightly, just enough to meet Linhardt's gaze.]

Oh? [a raise of a brow, as lips tug upwards-] And just how am I to do so, when you've captured me so thoroughly?

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@caduceusstab Hm.

[He should be used to this, and yet... he's as amused as ever. It's not like he'd *ever admit his secret.

A sigh, removing his glasses. A gloved hand rubs his eyes, while the other goes to rest over his husband's hand – a small pat, to reassure.]

You've improved, at least.

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

Another year older...

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

...
[A sigh, to release his tension - and the guilt within him.]

I apologise. I am only worried for you.

[Bernie ! @LoneLittleBear]

[ she shrinks back ]

f-fine.

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@ashendivinity enjoyable.]

How astute of you.

[A small, uneven smile breaks through - emotions finally winning against his stubborn nature - and a short nod.]

Indeed, I prefer my drinks as bitter as possible. I haven't particularly cared for sweetness since I was a child.

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

[Sat pin-straight at his desk, arms crossed against his chest. If his eyes were shut for his scheduled 10 minute break, that didn't matter. No one ever disturbed him while he worked, these days.]

[Hubert von Nyastra 🔞 @hubertvonjail]

@ashendivinity [He follows her like a shadow, prepared to catch the tray, should she stumble, though he knew she wouldn't.]

I am capable of holding casual conversations, Belle.

[A wry tone, yet he didn't seem offended in the slightest. Teasing her - and being teased in return - was much too