Huddled Variants

31, Scottish, British, 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Agent P @AgentP22]

Norway drills the North Sea & gets richer.

Britain bans drilling, taxes the industry to death, sacks 1,000 workers a month, then buys the same oil & gas from Norway.

Same seabed. Same reservoirs.
It’s the dumbest act of economic self-harm imaginable.

https://t.co/3rbANPW3iO

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

Check out our bio… no really, it’s worth it!

#SCODEN

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@robprogressive @JenniferFearn5 You forgot…

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland
£220,000

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@GREIGEYESBIKER1 @JohnSwinney @scotgov How did you reach that conclusion? 😂

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@GLA_Airport @foggy921975 Do the decent thing and close the airport then! You are encouraging airlines to fly in these conditions by putting the financial onus on them.

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@macaroni_pie @airlivenet @BBC @ITV Agreed, but it’s not because the airport is closed! It’s the airlines who decide to cancel the flights due to safety.

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@meelonmuskusa 56

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@ScotNational How simple are you folk? More taxpayers moving in and tax income coming down is a BAD sign for our country. Wake up!

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@ShawlandsLim 😂😂😂

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉

Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them.

In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls’ single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women’s jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex.

For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls’ rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors.

It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women’s and girls’ rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal.

I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment.

If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it.

#ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotland

11/X

[Jim Murphy @glasgowmurphy]

Congratulations to Humza Yousaf on his first anniversary as First Minister.

A 🧵 of his most significant achievements to date.

He is the only SNP First Minister not to have been arrested.

Ends.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Nicola Sturgeon is the Richard Nixon of Scottish politics. Wins by a landslide then humbled and discredited forever by a career-destroying cover up. Two matters need underlining:
1. When she haughtily told the Channel 4 reporter that of course she would submit her WhatsApp messages to the inquiry she was ALREADY deleting them. Doesn’t get worse than that.
2. She says she was following government guidelines by deleting — her phone could fall into wrong hands etc. We’ve never seen these guidelines or discovered who told her to follow these protocols. But it’s a nonsense anyway since it would surely mean the emails and other messages on her phone should have been deleted too for that sort of security risk. They weren’t.
Her reputation is now in tatters. She knows that. That’s why she cried.

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@andy_murray 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@Ross_Greer @ScotNational They already did you absolute clown 🤡 the issue is that you are asking them to pay even more… again!

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@Lorbobo1 You are thick as fuck

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@HumzaYousaf You are an incompetent clown. Scotland is slowly being destroyed by year after year of SNP failures. How does this budget incentivise anyone to work or live in Scotland?

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes