Limbardo

Extreme Day Tripper. Cats innit?

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British funded novelty act Kneecap staying silent on current events. Daft wee fucking fannies.

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@spanther22 I don't see the hornets nest. I only see replies from people I follow. I don't even use this app anymore. Quick smash and grab spot of rage baiting then away again. Lovely stuff.

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A wee Sunday morning cycle past a Pink Floyd landmark

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Looking at these queues at airports, I don't think I could ever be bothered flying again. A wee cruise would be better. I'm at that age now where I'd fit right in. Pump a few grannies, a game of bingo, wee bitta supper then arrive at Brodick all refreshed for a swatch of hills.

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@TraceyMariex No such thing

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@ScottWi1son @JohnCon72636524 Two assault charges. I did assault 2 folk, but only because they'd been jumping on my mates head when I came out a disco toilet in the Millport Garrison. They drew first blood.

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@JohnCon72636524 Pretty? Has to be that wee hunni Dee Maxwell then

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@overlandertheb1 You look deeply odd

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@80sNostalgia Seen this one recently. For all your aquarium and casino gambling needs. Bizarre.

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@SanFranGlasgow Aye haha. I certainly never put a penny on us to win

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@Lost___London The Blackstock bar was a good old fashioned proper shit hole about 20 years ago. I seen it from across the street a few months ago. It looked gentrified and clean, so I never bothered popping over.

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@paget_old And adverts.

Slater, Hogg and Howison, doo ra roo, doo ra roo

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@T_Mariexxx Thank you xx

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@T_Mariexxx Only if you're living in Australia. It's tomorrow.

Oh I bet you are living in Australia. That's why you never met me in Liverpool. I know your secret now

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@TraceyMariex Why have you sent me a friend request on fb?

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@paget_old @theguardianfeed Can I speak to Mister Harry please?

"Speaking.. How can I help?"

Yes please Mister Harry please

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@TraceyMariex @oelma__ Oh I'm yer pal now? When I was in Liverpool last year (this EXACT time last year, my fb memories tell me) you just ignored me. You are a bad bad lady. You probably don't even exist.

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@ChrisLloydTV @TraceyMariex this you?