Mihai Kanyaró 🇷🇴

Nothing but an asshole and a dirty mouth

[Romi Rami @RomiMeidas]

Cristian Pantazi de la G4Media a pus bomba pe masă: într-un județ din sudul României, din 120 de primari, 90 (toți de la PSD) au case fie pe malul lacului Como, fie la Paris. Și unii dintre ei probabil au și apartamente în Dubai. Asta e „administrația locală” a României.

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

“Russia will receive 50,000 tonnes of gasoline from Kazakhstan as humanitarian aid.”

[Kate from Kharkiv @BohuslavskaKate]

TRUMP: Putin said, "I'd love to meet in Moscow." I don’t know if Zelenskyy would go to Moscow. Maybe he would. Would you go to Moscow?

ZELENSKYY: It’s difficult. There are lot of Ukrainian drones there. (Audience laughs) It’s dangerous.

TRUMP: Yeah, it’s hard to go to Moscow.

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

Trump managed to turn a World Cup that was honestly turning into a major US PR victory into a total national humiliation. Genius.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Not only did Belgium mock Trump on the field by doing his stupid dance, but they also did it in the locker-room after the World Cup victory.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

[MAKS 26 🇺🇦👀 @Maks_NAFO_FELLA]

❗️👀 Russian voenkor Steshin stated that Russia no longer has the ability to control Transnistria and needs to withdraw its troops before another disgrace occurs.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This clip, from Larry David's new show "Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness" is one of his FUNNIEST ever.

Awesome to have Rob Reiner as George Washington in possibly one of his final on-screen performances.

Cameo by Kimmel is chef's kiss.
RIP, Rob Reiner.

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

A day ago we killed around 30 civilians in Kiev. Apparently this isn't worth a mention on @amnesty's main account.

Wonder why.

[Kate from Kharkiv @BohuslavskaKate]

I’m shocked that Russia can crash a building onto sleeping families in a European capital, murdering 30 people, without any meaningful reaction from the world whatsoever.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

What Ukraine bombs

What Russia bombs

[MAKS 26 🇺🇦👀 @Maks_NAFO_FELLA]

⚡️ Zelensky: Russia will receive a response for today's strike on Kyiv - that's for sure.

[Kadi🇪🇪🌻 @TheFl0orIsLaVa]

Narrator: It did not, in fact, get better.

[Fellaraktar🇺🇦 @fellaraktar]

3 DAYS TO KYIV
3 DAYS TO KYI
3 DAYS TO KY
3 DAYS TO K
3 DAYS TO
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3 DAYS
3 DAY
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30 LITRES ON
30 LITRES ONL
30 LITRES ONLY

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

It seems Americans do not understand what a tip is.
A tip is a small amount of extra money voluntarily given to someone, such as to a waiter, bartender, or taxi driver to show appreciation for a service well performed.
It is not meant to replace the salary that person is paid for doing their job.
How is that difficult to understand?

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Call me nuts, but I'm starting to suspect that if a "think tank" or someone with a blue check on social media spends five years parroting the same "Ukraine will fall within 30 days" narrative (and is still doing so while Moscow is burning, occupied Crimea is under blockade, the front line has been deadlocked since 2022, and there's a massive fuel crisis reaching fucking Siberia), they might not be the most reliable source of information on the Russian-Ukrainian war.

Or, God forbid, they might even be acting in bad faith.

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

AC in Ukraine:

[NXT EU @NXT4EU]

Meloni: the EU being a market is no longer enough, we need Europe to become a genuine power.