huevoscope

predicting your day with the flip of an egg 🍳 🤙🏼

[gwanda @puteriapuntocom]

me: has 13 papers and 45 finals on monday
my brain for the past 3 days:
https://t.co/cLxjH0pZle

[Palmtreekyle @kylespalmtree]

Y'all are all going to be wearing the same swimsuit and you will look dum 😂

[huevoscope @huevoscope]

I guess one bad yolk doesn't corrupt all the yolks. Socrates was correggt.

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Today's liquid chicken says today will be fliptastic🤗🐥

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This day will be a clucking disaster. Sorry for the negativity😪🐤

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This is eggsactly the flip we needed after the Saint Pattie's Day celebrations! Good day comin' your way friends🤗🐥

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Wow crappy Saint Patrick's Egg. Just goes to show you kids, lube up your pans. ☘️

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White do bad things happen to good people? If you had a bad day, now you know white.

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Shell yeah this day is going to be eggcellent!!!🐔

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Such a high trajeggtory without a broken yoke! Today will not disappoint 🐔🐔🐔

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Today should go over easy. Rest assured my people. 🐣

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So eggo to do my egg flip and there are no eggs in the fridge. This day should be waffley interesting! 🐥

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This will be a sloppy day, I'm not yoking around. Be warned my friends. 🐣

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Cluck me. Bad day coming your way. That flip was trash. 🐥😔

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For frying out loud, can we have a bad day? Another good day in your future! + a longer video for your enjoyment🐔🤗

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Double trouble ladies and gents. It's gonna be an eggstra great day!!🐣🐣

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You can count on having a yoking good day 🐥

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It's gunna be a shell of a day