Dan Shaw

[Dan Shaw @huffingduster]

The frienemy of my frienemy is also my frienemy

[Dan Shaw @huffingduster]

Creep Show 2 more like Crap Shit Number Two

#CreepShowTwo #CreepShow #CreepShow2 #StevenKing #LesserSequel #HorrorSequel #Shit #Crap #PottyHumor #HonestlyItsJustKindaDull

[bt @b__________t]

this monkey is so important to me hes like my family

[erin r bowles @erinrbowles]

stop asking me how I’m feeling, I don’t know

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

If you’re always trying to read people’s emotions or wonder if someone is upset with you, you might have an insecure attachment style.

HERE’S WHAT THAT MEANS 🧵:

[Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula]

I'd like to thank every single person who was in any way involved with this 1987 Dr Pepper commercial.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Update: People can no longer buy, sell, or transfer handguns within Canada – and they cannot bring newly acquired handguns into the country.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Baby elephants typically don't learn to control their trunks until they're about a year old, which may result in behavior like this.

[Dan Shaw @huffingduster]

@carlosanimals Livid lavatory? Pissed pisser? Hissy fit pissy pit?

[Dan Shaw @huffingduster]

@carlosanimals Shout house

[Dan Shaw @huffingduster]

@carlosanimals Wrathroom

[Dan Shaw @huffingduster]

@carlosanimals More relatable

[Dan Shaw @huffingduster]

@carlosanimals Haha

[regular steve albini @electricalWSOP]

I will concede that they wasted soup.

[Dan Shaw @huffingduster]

@DeafFratGuy JV

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks

They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume

Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed

Here’s examples of just how good they were

[Dan Shaw @huffingduster]

Second amendment? More like “number two” amendment #💩

[Sloppy Jane @sloppyjanemusic]

we wont reach gender equality in music until women can succeed while being legitimately bad at singing like all men in rock history

[Dan Shaw @huffingduster]

If I was Italian I’d get a Little Caesars tattoo