Rick “Dick” Horton

2X babe Ruth league all star regional champ (12’ 15’)

[Phil Vischer @philvischer]

Since the Winter Olympics gets curling, it’s only fair that the Summer Olympics should get cornhole.

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

BRING IT BACK

DICK’S FEBRUARY BIG BOARD

10: Xbox Kinect Olympics
9: Open-toed shoes
8: Sunday chudding
7: flip-up sunglasses
6: Holster phone on the belt
5: Grilling
4: karaoke (13 drinks)
3: $10 min on blackjack
2: Munching box
1: Cornhole 4 sinker

Open to discourse

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

@cartrkeboooooo @ASU Good weekend in store. Sticks will be swinging.

-Dick

[Carter Kiebooms Biggest Hater @cartrkeboooooo]

I hear there is an epidemic on the rise with performative men wearing Q zips. I will say, as a male at the Liberal Arts college who lives and dies by his J Crew knitted Q zips and sweaters. I will not be called performative. Also bring back the Whale Shep Shirts!

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

Held the elevator door for a guy at the office and asked what floor he needed “rounding third just take me home boss” Wow. That’s in the repertoire moving forward if I need to hit the lobby. #hortonback

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

Currently “stand-desking” it at work. Can’t tell if this is playing or not. Feel more mobile. Open to discussion on this.

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

Good luck getting your bands back. You know who you are.

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

Sigh* I needed this

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

2022-2025🕊️ #RIPReef

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

I believe in the hood this is referred to as “motion”

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

Back in the commonwealth. Junior year down. Good for us.

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

@NUCLRGOLF Thinned 6 iron followed up by my ball smoking the rock and coming back at my face going Mach 5

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

Walked the plank last night #Hortondown

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

“Dick’s” Big board (April 7)
1. Anne Hathaway
2. BLT’s
3. The masters
4. Light overcast
5. Meaningless MLB games (primarily Nationals)
6. Charcoal grills (Weber)
7. Camping chairs
8. Rainbow trout
9. Domestics
10. Abdul Carter

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

@PGA @GolfTorrey @scpga 80% PW ground ball up the right side. Scuff mark on my ball from worm burning the cart path. Chip on and two putt for a double. Survive and advance.

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

@DupontRoycey Royce,
High point didn’t pan out as expected. Back to the drawing board for the afternoon slate. Drake moneyline? Could be convinced.
Best,
-Dick

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

Places you can afford doing things you can’t even fucking fathom

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

#saltlife

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

@BigTefl0n Billy,

My deepest condolences. Gotta know how you talked your way out of this one.

-Dick

[Rick “Dick” Horton @hugeBig12guy]

I hear big cozy is hanging it up, might have to throw something on the grill tonight for the big fella. #cozyout