Jimmy Scambino

Ke$ha boob enthusiast

[Jimmy Scambino @hugemcbig]

My balls smell like moist printer paper.

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@SwoopMG My sour dough starter

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@SwoopMG it’s pretty heavy today

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I talked with Senator McConnell on his deathbed for about 20 minutes. He received the light of Islam and
unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

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@ieatoldlettuce Because I paid for them and I wanna lower the property value of my area by 10%

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Saw the prices for the local haunted houses for the season. $50??? You better rape me in there.

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@SwoopMG @Brownjaminsugar I never stop mogging

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@SwoopMG

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@SwoopMG oh my sweet swoop how I’ve found you at last

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I have an ass that won’t quit and a tortured artistic soul

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I’ve reached my fucking limit.

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@Kengaroos

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the prosecution has once again failed to explain exactly why I can't use my penis as a bludgeon and I beat the case yet again these courthouse steps are a frequent witness to my common Ws

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jarvis, talk me out of it

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Do you think 6’5 Australian Harvard ranked number 2 Terra #Chad #Androgenic will avenge #Claviculars appalling frame mog to pure Romanian genetic asu frat leader or will he be jester maxxed again into a severe #cortisol spike, demoting his psl to sub three?

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Diagnosed with stage 2 lung cancer happy hump day

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@WinterPolitics1 No fatass

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@hasanthehun Fear the candy man.

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@queenie4rmnola They probably hung themselves after reading all the dumb shit you chronically post you goblin

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@stoolpresidente It’s ok rabbi