Hugh Saying

boy in the lake syndrome simulator

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Heavy lies the cock that wears the ring

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please excuse my son's anilingus jokes, they're just tonguin' cheek

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I'm ending my parasocial relationship with myself. He's not going to let you hit, simp 😂

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Bad news for my haters, my optometrist says I have a sigma 'tism

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ate too much cumbo now my tumbo's a rumbo

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First they came for the drunk drivers, but I did not speak up for I have the right to remain silent

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God is bald. And we have shaved him

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Tell Peter Pan I said I love his swag but hate his peanut butter

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Mormons live near fault lines so that god can jump hump for them

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"lock her up!! !"

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Let he who has a fat cock blow the first load

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I'm waking up
To gash and gush
I pulp my rat
And bust my nut
I'm breathing in
The genitals

Oohwoah

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Friendship ended with
❌ crankin my hog ❌
Now pulping rat 🤝 is my best friend

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Pardon me, while I impregnate this pause…

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acab includes paw patrol

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I hold at your neck the Goon Jelquar, poison needle, instant death. The test is simple: pulp your rat in the box and you die.

An animal edged to its limit will sonk its own conk to escape. What will you do?

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I get rautha feyded off the spice and start harkin on em

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You meditate to reach a zen state
I edge to maintain a goon state
We are not the same

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And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from Ronald McDonald, made he a sandwich, and brought it unto the man.

And Ronald said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: it shall be called McRib, because it is unfresh.

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We choose to go to the Goon (Cave), in this decade, not because it is easy, but because we are hard.