Hugh Canard

A fictional historian of historical fiction

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Today’s episode we talk about Merryweather’s Leach Barometer at the Great Exhibition of 1851. Or it might be the Death Star’s Main Reactor. YOU DECIDE!

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Douglas and Hugh unwrap the Mummy, King Tut himself this week. Find out who was outside the toilet door! Discover Hugh’s calming mantra! And celebrate 25 years of Brendan Fraser being the cuddliest action hero ever!

[Hugh Canard @hughcanard]

Sexbot followers! Listen to this!

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Time to revisit this old chestnut. Trigger warning: involves the phrase “priest flaps”

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[Hugh Canard @hughcanard]

Like and subscribe, sexbots!

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There’s somebody at the door! Oh there’s somebody at the door! It’s Douglas and Hugh, discussing witchcraft, a hero called Reg and pho! Come for the history! Stay for the nonsense!

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Hallo Ian! Yes, in the run up to All Hallows’ Eve, Douglas and Hugh take you on a tour of Hounslow’s haunted tourist trap Hampton Court. Fat Hank! Men named after dogs! Windows left open! Good car parking!

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If you don’t listen to this week’s pod all about Al Capone, to paraphrase the Untesticles, “We want your toast burnt. We want to go to your house in the middle of the night, and we want to have a wee on the toast’s ashes.”

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Thanks to all those with the such superlative humour and such little respect for historians.

[Hugh Canard @hughcanard]

Whilst holidaying in Catalonia, I happened upon this intimidating outdoor urinal.

[Hugh Canard @hughcanard]

More lies. I can control myself when presented with an omelette station. I can.

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Buttock Hair alert! Sink your teeth into the truth about vampires! Impale yourself on the facts about Vlad the Impaler! And learn the harsh reality of Hugh’s addiction to all-you-can-eat-buffet bolognaise!

[Hugh Canard @hughcanard]

Fake news! Untruths! The conspiracy against me and my approach to buffets continues.

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Is there anything more horrifying than Vlad the Impaler, the fifteenth century Wallachian warlord who inspired Dracula? Yes it’s when Hugh overdid it at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Discover the truth about both in our new Undead episode!

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Lock the Hyundai’s doors & buckle your swash as D&H take on the Musketeers! Hear why all French kings should be called Leroy! Find out about the intricacies of podcast editing according to Douglas! And listen, like and share! Please.

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ALIENS WANT YOU… to listen to HFYwD&H. Find out the truth about Area 51, and other areas! Find out about giant ears! Find out about people called Phil and Ray! Find out about showing love through velocity! Yeah.

[Hugh Canard @hughcanard]

No we don’t.

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STONEHENGE! Do D&H agree with historians Tufnell and Smalls when they say
“Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge! Where a man's a man
And the children dance to the Pipes of Pan”

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Douglas’ alter-ego @adrian_mackinder does something Douglas doesn’t like to do, especially if there is a round of drinks to buy. Stand up.
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Don’t choose poorly. Choose Douglas and Hugh for today’s Knights Templar episode. Then Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a lovely big television…

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Lost an Ark? No need to cling to a submarine for an inexplicably long journey. Let Douglas and Hugh find it for you. Latest episode - the Ark of the Covenant!

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Catherine the Great this week & Douglas & Hugh issue trigger warnings, mainly about furniture, so consider yourself told. This episode is sponsored by Granny Niblins on the High Street - Great tarts with fantastic fillings. #thegreat

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What nonsense through yonder podcast breaks?. #shakespeare

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The Shakespeare’s Head in Soho, London. So called because it has the actual desiccated head of William Shakespeare above the bar. At night, it is said to reanimate and do impressions of Bruce Forsythe, Cilla Black and Dustin Gee.

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Zuts aloud! Douglas and Hugh are Frenching today at the Sun King’s Palace of Versailles. Hear hair here! Bow to paintings! And avoid all parties in Walthamstow!