The Carnivore Curmudgeon

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All around freakin' delight

[The Carnivore Curmudgeon @hugofurst]

@PeteButtigieg Everyone keep in mind when he runs for President that Pete thinks a President can only do one thing at a time.

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@grahamformaine She's rubbing your back the same way women rub the widow's back at a funeral.

[Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi]

Why would Obama walk away from the loving tongue bath every reporter gave him?

[The Carnivore Curmudgeon @hugofurst]

@NYCMayor You don't have to give me more reasons to hate soccer.

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@Coinvo So both ends of the Democrat mascot.

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@allenanalysis Give Pelley another week and he'll start naming the people who sexually assaulted him 20 years ago that he just now feels brave enough to talk about.

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@XavierBecerra Or,...hear me out...California the the problem.

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@mariashriver Well he used to absolutely fry Jim Acosta so I have to agree with you on the girly part.

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@allenanalysis Except those pesky child support payments, holding back on those is okey-dokey, right?

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@Pope_SixtusVI You're correcting and arguing back with one of the oldest and well-known satire parody accounts. Who's the dumbass?

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@briantylercohen @jamestalarico Uh-huh.

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@dave__sims It's Dave's first day on the interwebs.

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@ChrisDJackson What utter horsepucky.

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@yesnicksearcy Nick, it's very personal to Gretchen. Because it's all about her. It's always all about her. You missed the real point.

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@BlueBoxDave They're all saying the same basic thing, but with zero specifics.
If it was that bad, say it.

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@NYCMayor Now do Ukraine.

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@BillKristol Grannie panties in a bunch there Billy?

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@upstatefederlst That's exactly right!

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@jsolomonReports This was her oral presentation while she's working on her gaslight thesis for a second doctorate.