Darth Cowboy

Mi cuerpo ya me dijo que no, que pare que ya está cansado. Me creí rey del mundo y nunca fui capaz de perdonar.

[Witness Me @Voyager_Dos]

El viejo truco de la derecha de hacerte cambiar de opinión usando información verificada.

[Itz me, hi @llueventortugas]

perdón pero nada me parece más naco y corriente que la cultura drag

[big fenty @skramzoldhead]

she let me hit because i solved a series of riddles

[Victory @VictoryImplied]

Maybe Hitler had postpartum depression.

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Darth Cowboy @hugogarom]

¿Saben si aceptan prórroga para unirse al club de los 27?

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

you ever look at a family member and wonder how the fuck am i related to this

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

sorry i cant make it tonight bro i was wounded in battle

[mira @miranowhere]

Why is diversity only pushed on white countries?

[⋆˚࿔ sagé 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @sagethetaurus__]

male coworkers be like “my wife hasn’t slept with me in 5 years”

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Are people on LinkedIn aware that one day we are all going to die

[Darth Cowboy @hugogarom]

¿En la Simi ya aplican la eutanasia?

[Howling Wasp @howlingWASP]

Yall sexualized the word daddy too much now my kids gonna have to call me Mein Führer

[Darth Cowboy @hugogarom]

Me considero la antítesis de @IbarrecheJavier.

[Darth Cowboy @hugogarom]

@Misantropa___ Del dr @davilarichi2 no van a estar hablando.

[Leonard Cogen @romandelaselva]

¿Por qué les dices toddler a tu escuincle?

[Darth Cowboy @hugogarom]

Mis amigos son la familia que escogí.

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Normalize replacing the word "trans" with "retarded."

[strugglebaddy @strugglebaddy]

Gaming was much better when lgbtq didn't make games.