how do you tell someone "i'm not ignoring you i'm just disconnected from reality right now and the days are all blurred together and i feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it's really hard for me to maintain a conversation" without saying that
“Siri call my friends”
“No friends found”
“I’m sorry, Siri call my pawns”
“Calling 700 walruses”
“Wait what the fuck Siri that’s not what I said”
“Ooooouuuughhhhfhgfhhh”
i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill
reminiscing on those days in 2021 when i used be on the phone with 10 people, play roblox, phone was lagging AND hot asf, all while someone was screen sharing a whole ass movie