ess // any pronouns // dr good nurse mr. Gremlin

adult queer poet. mary shelley shooter. waterparks brought me here; i stayed for laughs. jimmy spades, tommy hulce luvr

The lovely Martinka is a treasure :)

[ess // any pronouns // dr good nurse mr. Gremlin @hulcified]

“showgirls isn’t a feminist movie!” “Secretary isn’t a feminist movie!” Im sorry you must be allergic to fun. Not every movie has to be feminist to be good

[ess // any pronouns // dr good nurse mr. Gremlin @hulcified]

@claudiascoven Blood fat cocks is soooo funny

[franny @claudiascoven]

she’s really the funniest vampire of all time

[𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 @glirttery]

‘swan’ standing nude contortionist, sculpture by jami young

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

Stone fruits (especially peaches, plums and cherries), dry cured hams, canned chickpeas, yoghurt, rice crackers, feta cheese, olives, dark chocolate, garlic cheese spread, those mixed salad bags, dark chocolate digestives <3

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[ess // any pronouns // dr good nurse mr. Gremlin @hulcified]

YAYY

[hayati 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 @hayatifag]

we celebrated and it was lovely btw <3

[ess // any pronouns // dr good nurse mr. Gremlin @hulcified]

just listen to Nike and do it

[hayati 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 @hayatifag]

there is a friend who is in love with me that i want to have challengers style kiss my girlfriend for my own enjoyment

[ess // any pronouns // dr good nurse mr. Gremlin @hulcified]

anna is so real for getting breathless dancing with vronsky gurl if i had a handsome blond-mustached soldier in my arms i would not let that mf go

[ess // any pronouns // dr good nurse mr. Gremlin @hulcified]

ME SORRY

[julia @eathedocument]

when everyone thought this was cillian murphy 😭😭 if i was him i would’ve been PISSEDDDD

[🇵🇷C☆pt’n Leia Kidd🌺☠️【 DigiGAL 】 @CxptnKidd]

It took them 3yrs. 3 YEARS TO FINALLY REACH THIS POINT. And watch as nothing will continue to be done until Palestine and its people are no more.

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

LMAOOO

[liz¨̮ 🖤💙 @Lahizzz]

If you kill both of my son's the night before my daughter's wedding because you're driving plastered, I'm not forgiving you either? You can get fucked.

[La Pepona @puthywillow69]

So I worked a double on Mother’s Day so you could be with your kids but now you won’t cover my shift on the one night a year single people can legally have sex?

[the beast @mitakafan2004]

yall not woke enough i dont want 2% tax on billionaire that shit has to be 70% at least

[` @Evadivalore]

He leaked non-consensual photos of an underage Miley, spread fake nudes of her, and called her "slutty" while she was still a minor. If anything, he was a terrible person, and we don't gaf about him or what happened to him

[ess // any pronouns // dr good nurse mr. Gremlin @hulcified]

that type survey would have 100% pissed me off had i not gotten zendaya and a sexy senior woman as two of my potential dates

[ess // any pronouns // dr good nurse mr. Gremlin @hulcified]

Me too twin

[paula ⛧ spiderman spoilers @chaufeIton]

THEY GAVEME ZENDAYA AS AN OPTION

[djo 🧚🏼 @xoxodjo]

C’est LE meilleur format date pour apprendre à connaître une personne

[ess // any pronouns // dr good nurse mr. Gremlin @hulcified]

@arunkisser oomf ur so me this is so funny